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Creating a naughty corner wherever I go. Not sure if I'm truly an aardvark. The stealth bit is wishful thinking.

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It feels a long way off right now. Keep painting in the meantime😊

04.03.2026 22:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@mikehaywardart.bsky.social
Coincidently this has just popped in to my timeline.
No comparison.

04.03.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I know I'm a philistine but that could be anywhere. It's quite pretty but not my favourite winning commission I'm afraid πŸ˜• #LAOTY

04.03.2026 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

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04.03.2026 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It is. Will I burn in hell for suggesting that the views from the mountain are way more interesting than views of the mountain?

04.03.2026 21:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We'll see what the final commission is like. Tbh there's only one landscape final piece that I loathed (and I'm too polite to say which) and mostly I've been really impressed.

04.03.2026 21:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think any of the 3 would produce an interesting final commission painting. I like Libby's and Tom's marginally more than Kim's because the Falkirk Wheel really stands out in theirs

#LAOTY

04.03.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Interesting commission pieces. Both Kim's and Libby's feel too much like illustration for me. Really accomplished and beautiful but not to my taste

#LAOTY

04.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Often the case though.
Maybe it's deliberate so the judges can think about the artists' strengths in composition and colour etc rather than it being a practice run for the commission? But what would I knowπŸ˜‚

04.03.2026 20:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
A generated headline for a Telegraph article by Allister Heath which reads 'Starmer's Hotpants obsession is a terrifying glimpse into our socialist future'

A generated headline for a Telegraph article by Allister Heath which reads 'Starmer's Hotpants obsession is a terrifying glimpse into our socialist future'

Always suspected the bland exterior hid niche depths😳

26.02.2026 19:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Agreed. But as always, the judges are looking for the potential- what might they do next. The commissions they bring to the final always seem to justify the choice . We'll see...

25.02.2026 21:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ooo Falkirk Wheel for the final. I love that so much. It appeals to my engineer's brain and it looks brilliant too #LAOTY

25.02.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Final 3 is pretty good, nice variety of styles but I'm a bit disappointed they didn't take a chance on Prasad #LAOTY

25.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Liking Nigel's and Prasad's at the moment as well as Tom's - really pleased they brought him back
#LAOTY

25.02.2026 20:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Doesn't it just. How is it nearly March 😳?

25.02.2026 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

How is it semi final time already? #LAOTY

25.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic! The questions on projectiles I set for my A level mechanics students are about to get much more entertainingπŸ§πŸ’©

21.02.2026 08:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Trump press conferences are like the inverse of Just A Minute - go on for ages with nothing but hesitation, decision and repetition.

20.02.2026 19:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Me neither. But better than it not happening.

18.02.2026 22:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Really difficult to make that view interesting though (in my ill educated opinion). But well see how the winner does in the next round

18.02.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Tough view today. My top ones would be Elaine, Ruth and Aisleigh. They're the most interesting ones
#LAOTY

18.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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With unexciting rides such as Oblivious, Sanctus, and the terrifying The Hart, guaranteed to elicit Howells of terror.

You must be below the stave to ride.

16.02.2026 23:17 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lots of interesting ones tonight. For me, the shortlist would be Libby, Michael and Andrew. And maybe Tom. Feeling very indecisive today πŸ˜†
#LAOTY

11.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hooray for Wednesdays #LAOTY πŸ–ΌπŸŽ¨

11.02.2026 20:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Packs of Parma Violet sweets

Packs of Parma Violet sweets

Have Scotland got a new sponsorship deal? 😬
#6Nations

07.02.2026 14:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Screen grab from the opening ceremony of someone carrying a country name whilst wearing a crazy silver sleeping bag

Screen grab from the opening ceremony of someone carrying a country name whilst wearing a crazy silver sleeping bag

About from the Dave Syndrome episode of Black Books. Manny is wearing a silver quilted jacket in a heat wave throwing polystyrene beads and pretending there's a blizzard

About from the Dave Syndrome episode of Black Books. Manny is wearing a silver quilted jacket in a heat wave throwing polystyrene beads and pretending there's a blizzard

Loving the Black Books tribute at the #WinterOlympics opening ceremony πŸ˜‚

06.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My first thought was irritation at the meaningless comparison of a length with an area. How is '4cm larger than surface area' calculated? This is what happens when dimensional consistency is taken out of GCSE Maths.
Think I may have given away my job there...πŸ€“

06.02.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Reckon it had potential though. Guess we'll see. But lots of green brown hillside in bright sunshine is a tough ask.

05.02.2026 21:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dan, Scott, Alison and Chris are the ones I like today
#LAOTY

04.02.2026 20:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fantastic wild card winner 😊 #LAOTY

04.02.2026 20:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0