Deep Heavy Sigh

That Walmart fiesta blend cheese has such a generational hold on my people.

Using a dab of blue corrector concealer on my lips to stop all my lipsticks from turning muddy orange >>>>>

Using contact solution to revive my mascara>>>>>

APOSTROPHE S DOES NOT MAKE THINGS PLURAL!!!!

Anything can be an album cover with the right filter and a parental advisory sticker.

I so desperately wish that we solved international conflicts by putting world leaders against each other in dance battles. As a kid, I genuinely thought the power of dance healed all

I’ll shred up unopened mail so mf fast. Why these ppl trying meeee

If I opted for paperless, why tf you still sending shit to my house?!?

Mood all day

Alright Eagles, don’t embarrass me

Beyoncé has won Album of the Year for the first time ever at the #GRAMMYs .

Reminder to go wash your makeup brushes and beauty blenders 🙏🏾

Collard Greens

Beyonce is so benevolent to allow the locals to play catch during her concert

Blue, the star you ARE

Anti-black ass crowd. Fuck all y’all!

THIS CROWD SUCKS ASS

Like seriously… that ugly pug?!?! I was shocked

Frenchies are hideous I’m sorry

a woman says " who said that " on bravo Alt: a woman says " who said that " on bravo

As if Michael got an expiration date???

Nah, it doesn’t matter whose grandma made them. They taste like deep ancestral sorrow to me 😭

Get them greens OUTTA HERE!!

Imma tear up some shrimp and grits every single time

We are currently in standard time, not Daylight Saving Time. We almost got legislation passed for permanent DST, but our congress gets nothing meaningful done.

Y’all, we are currently in standard time, not Daylight Saving Time. Daylight Saving Time is summer time. We came so close to having legislation to make it DST permanent but we can’t get there if everyone hates the wrong thing 😭 STANDARD TIME IS THE ENEMY, not DST!

I’ve really been into gold metal frames lately. Metallic gold on brown skin 🤌🏾

Oh now that I did a silk press, the drought has magically ended?!

I genuinely like Rocket Money. I was skeptical since a bunch of influencers were mentioning it, but it’s actually a helpful app!

Or maybe this is already a feature and I still have no idea what I’m doing 🤷🏾‍♀️

It would be a nice feature on here to have collaborative block lists. Or at least be able to suggest additional accounts to block for existing lists.