I’ll be in Tyson’s Corner, VA and Washington, DC on March 22 and 23! Excited for gelato, the National Zoo, and I still have time for some dates…. #datenova #datedc #gfe
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!!! Any tips on how this miracle was accomplished?
Pedantic reminder that Patrick is shortened to Paddy - the upcoming holiday is ☘️ St. Paddy’s Day ☘️, never St Patty. #getoffmylawn
Haha yes like waste
It may be winter, but the greenery and flowers are flourishing in here. Thistle and Spire set via a generous and *utterly* selfless gift from @bjs1108.bsky.social
Gorgeous
me tooooo
psst you want to use hashtag # date[city] 😘
it was WILD
I was like WTF is this a freaking Jaguar
Mostly freaking weird
I had to try it but AAAAAAAHHHH
Thank you! ❤️ ✨
TAKING A ROBOTAXI AND LOSING MY EVERLOVING MIND
Mardi Gras themed party attire. Overheard, admiringly: “I don’t know who that is, but she doesn’t belong at this bar.” #gfe #fmty
Once upon a time I had original LPs for Parsley, Sage, Rosemary and Thyme and Bridge Over Troubled Water.
Bay Area, I’ll be in you starting tomorrow!! Available for short dates Saturday night in Sunnyvale, regular availability Monday morning/afternoon in SF. #datesf #datesouthbay #oursky
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Recipe?????
“ ask me anything, I’m an open book”
I like to imagine that these are the names of kittens who are up to mischief somewhere
I mean, you’re just that hot
#datass
A great time to come to our fair (in late spring and summer) city!
ooh thank you also I owe you a text
Thank you!!! 😘 soon!
Preview from That Shoot with @jonahcarter.bsky.social . More images coming to my site and ads soon. 🔥 #datechicago #datemilwaukee #oursky
oh, it is 🥵
Gah so stunning
Hahahaha
You must appease the demigod.
