Go you!
Go you!
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Aw!
You're the most capable person. Honestly, you amaze me.
Yes. That's what I said.
That's a lot of words for "Screw you, women."
For something that's not funny this is SO funny
Not going back.
They're trained to see us as their enemies. There's no excuse for it.
Guillotines.
Thunder *and* lightning in this economy
Fuck this guy. Just...fuck him.
I use a folding stationary bike every day. There are a whole bunch of different brands and models, depending on your spacial requirements. They don't have to be expensive.
Oh dude. I 100% get that.
I use those surveys to demand the customer service representative get a raise. Welp, they asked me.
You misspelled "is working to engineer."
In my heart of hearts, I wondered
I need a nap and all, but have you ever spent an afternoon wondering if you've been wrong about everything, including spray cheese?
Congratulations! Go you!
What did you think was gonna happen when stupids do stupid stuff?
Yep yep yep
Barbaric
Rick Steves?
Any special herbs for this poaching
So happy for you!
You truly have to hate your children to do this to their planet, and to them.
Wonderful! Was it delicious? Am I jealous?
Daikon is great fun gently pickled - though: aren't we all.
I've been thinking of decorating parking lot alps with Barbies in ski gear.
Two blizzards, a week of rain and mismatched chopsticks