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Ten quid note, now there’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time

I will vote for any panelist who answers the Question Time final question on who should be on our money with “I don’t give a fuck”.

My most centrist opinion…
Two birds, one stone, a unified nation at last.

Such a Dad fad

A letter promoting a Reform event in Leeds

Well guys, I’m getting hate mail.

Last week I did my first window art, using Posca pens. I'm mostly happy with how it turned out and, more importantly, learned *A LOT* doing it.

Boot lickin’ not shoe fittin’

A reminder, Mandelson asked New York financier Jeff Epstein for just 10k after Epstein was released from prison for noncing the first time.

But wanted the tax payer has to hand over half a million for being caught doing things like asking Jeff Epstein for 10k.

The craven are cowards.

Deleted scene from Terminator 2.

The British public want animals on their banknotes. The Conservatives want people.

I suggest we meet in the middle:

£5 Cat Deeley
£10 Adam Ant
£20 Seal
£50 Florence Nightingale

me and the other scheming viziers are wearing shoes gifted to us by the king that are way too big. we look ridiculous. the whole court is laughing at us behind our backs. honestly this is a pretty low point for us, the scheming viziers

Hello and welcome to my unboxing video

Old Shang-Chi piece. Back during my markers phase.

Ricky Gervais blocked me because he did an interview years ago where he talks about dogs and I reshared it saying someone should buy him a dog.
Blocked.
Can’t say anything these days.

I watched a Harlan Corben Netflix show and tweeted that it was insane and that you could see @travellingmanuk.bsky.social in one of the shots.

He commented it’s always fellow writers who drag you down and blocked me.

At least he thinks I’m a real writer! I don’t know his opinion on Travelling Man.

The Darker Knight Returns more!

Poor people are famously bad with money.

They waste it on low yield investments like food and housing and travel to work and frivolous things like medicine and clothing for their kids.

It’s sad, but hardly any poor people know how to be born rich anymore.

The troubles

Depend on who you’re pitching, London Book Fair will delay them. I’m holding onto that precious fact for life but I’m happy to share.

I must of been having a dark night of the soul when I couldn’t sleep last night because I thought about how much I miss UK Comics Twitter.

All the same faces, joking, promoting each others books, sharing tips, having the same three arguments, getting told off by Rich CPUK.

Salad days my friends.

The Old Man from the forest

Long-time buddies Timothy McVeigh and Terry Nichols were out for a pleasant van drive in Oklahoma when, all of a sudden, their lives would change.

Deer with fused antlers

Malignant Circlet

Yet again the noble Keir Starmer is going to have to distance himself from the words of his arch-nemesis, the nefarious Keir Starmer.

This is one of my ~4,000 words from the new issue of Wyrd Science.

Buy it or like this post 60,000 times to read the other 3,999

Seriously, I don’t think Polanski could become PM. Maybe he’d be part of a coalition. But but idea “these ideas people want but we’ve never tried will be bad” is terrible

Unlike Starmer, who has no grasp on politics, isn’t popular and has been bad at governance

If you’re at London Book Fair this week remember, pay lots of money for the foreign rights to Pets Tell Tales.

#hustle

Jackman looks great for 95

If you recall, in 2015 he was saying be could shoot people in the street and grab women by their genitals.
This isn’t his mind rotting or a filter eroding. For those with eyes to see and ears to hear, it’s obviously this is who he has been for decades.