Jamie

Wow god really does hate fags

I would describe my style as "90s cool dad"

Thank you

I found sunscreen on the camera lens creates a rather nice filter

But are we really surprised

Nothing makes me feel older than Snapchat

Oh every time. Do not underestimate my pettiness behind the wheel.

*taps sign*

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

Don't worry I'm just quoting the Spice Girls

Why am I finding this so hot?

I'm certain she can parlay her people and puppy murdering skills into other opportunities

Go on

This is a gorgeous tale, thank you 🙏🏼

Can someone please explain matcha to me and start from the beginning

I do this using magic eraser

Nerd alert

And when you break it down, that's all that really matters

🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼

If only my beauty were enough to cure all the world's ills

I did recently go to the dentist

Good morning everything is bad!

Gotta pass that purity test!

Imagine saying that a democrat has to earn your vote in 2026

This just happened to me too and I'm spiraling

Turns out, still not great

Do you think World War III will produce as many good musicals as World War II?

I love her so much

Not a good day today but that's ok! There's always tomorrow.

This is my religion