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I'm learning to write. Again. I revel in the irreverent :)

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Reminds me of Murder Mindfully...

27.01.2025 14:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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26.01.2025 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Stealing this ๐Ÿคฃ

27.01.2025 10:46 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And we all know how she fell apart ๐Ÿคฃ

27.01.2025 10:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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a person holding a pair of rings on their finger Alt: a person fiddling with three magnetic rings on their fingers.

People are implementing magnets in their fingers! Imagine gaining a new sense which can tell you if you're close to any strong magnetic fields.

#implants #magnets #davideagleman #livewired

26.01.2025 14:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Young is relative. Still, I find it a mystery as to where they got the appliances to chuck? Stolen? Found in a junkyard?

If they stole appliances that didn't have any resale value, they are marginally more stupid. If they were from a junkyard, then they're maliciously stupid.

25.01.2025 02:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Drunken teens? They are the only demographic that I'm willing to try forgiving for that level of stupidity.

25.01.2025 00:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Good.

24.01.2025 17:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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I bet it's a rumour spread by fed up owners chucking their stupid microwaves away to get away with littering.

24.01.2025 16:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Do you sing to them or do they gravitate naturally?

24.01.2025 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must be part dryad. I can't manage to get things to stay alive after they've germinated.

24.01.2025 15:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So that's how you make "bile venimeuse" ๐Ÿค”

24.01.2025 15:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I bet appliances out in the wild short circuit themselves before they turn 6 months old. 3 years is probably awesome for an appliance that's found a home.

24.01.2025 15:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is this over compensation for Canada's image as a nice/decent country? This makes Skeletor's lair look like a holiday.

24.01.2025 07:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh... 20 years is amazing. And all the other stuff that have endured longer are simply mind blowing. My dad is a haggler and has always shopped for the cheapest item that does the job rather than the one that would last. So I'm used to things croaking after 5 years of use.

24.01.2025 07:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Meh... You would've gotten used to it. Better yet, babies could be weaned off before teething if you didn't mind putting in a bit of extra work...

22.01.2025 18:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That chicken and pig at either end look sus.

22.01.2025 07:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What if the wind can get influenced by psychotropics? A gentle breeze that drifts across a psilocybe patch and turns into a cyclone! Maybe they seek out cannabis gardens to calm down.

22.01.2025 06:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

But you can only do that after you get bitten. Sometimes they clamp down hard and it's a struggle to get them to let go.

22.01.2025 06:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's a problem when babies start teething. They will bite. Sometimes hard enough to pierce the skin.

21.01.2025 09:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh.. that could be a new hit show.

21.01.2025 07:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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What if John Wick's wife didn't die?

#SakamotoDays

20.01.2025 11:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Huh... Carrot's straight-forward enough. But pancakes? They kinda create the opposite image of boobs. Unless they're stacked... Oh... I get it ๐Ÿ˜

17.01.2025 12:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Pancakes is sex. Got that from Google. What's carrot?

17.01.2025 11:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What...? Please, teach me, Great Master.

17.01.2025 11:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ausschlafen ๐Ÿ˜

17.01.2025 11:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I believe you.

17.01.2025 09:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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17.01.2025 09:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Plant and water (optional).

Why can't the instructions be simple?

17.01.2025 09:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Does the adventure rabbit love pancakes?

17.01.2025 09:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0