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@brissymart

Trying to keep fit kayaking, walking 3 dogs, volunteer toy maker, men's shed member, honorary union member, LFC and BRFC tragic, chilli grower and ex X. Living on Quandamooka land.

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Could we fit Canada in somehow?

13.03.2026 02:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 2 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

FFS!

I read that and thought it was another seppo loony. Then I realise it's an Aussie ๐Ÿค” ๐Ÿ˜ž

11.03.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'm sure he'll be invited to the opening of the Trump Presidential Center in Chicago later in June.

09.03.2026 04:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That reads like what somebody would say before issuing an illegal order.

04.03.2026 02:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Religious freaks have been a problem for many years.
FTFY.

03.03.2026 11:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Very red in SEQ.

03.03.2026 11:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

They've obviously subscribed to the Big Dogshit propaganda.
I've got tonnes they can have if they're so keen ๐Ÿคฃ

01.03.2026 11:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 22 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Again?!!!!

28.02.2026 08:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If you do the 10 miles at walking pace, that should take about 2.5 hours.
That gives you 21.5 hours to do the beers and tacos, or just over 1 of each per hour.
It's not impossible.
And easier with Aussie beers than pints. How big are the tacos? I ate 3 for lunch in about 20 mins.

27.02.2026 08:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

If it's sunny, you could remove all the roofing material. You'll need to be ready to replace it quickly if it starts to rain.

26.02.2026 07:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Mud press conveniently overlooking that the cause of the fire isn't the issue, it's how fast it takes hold and spreads that matters.

25.02.2026 01:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How nice to get freezing cold and soaked to the skin walking from your house to your car.

23.02.2026 12:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Ooh, someone's going to get screwed.
Will it be:
The developer
Contractors
Workers
The council
Suppliers
Underage children
All of the above?

23.02.2026 05:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Only a few minutes ago I posted wondering if he has any bodyguards.

20.02.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Part of me wonders if he has any bodyguards.

20.02.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Update. It's gone. I'm not sure how.

20.02.2026 10:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

There is an app on my TV for F** News.
It was there from new. I cannot delete it ๐Ÿ˜ฌ

20.02.2026 10:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

No, some of the whitey bit had leaked out thru a cracked shell so it stuck to the carton. I noticed the problem well before it got to the cooking stage.
Now I open the carton and give them all a little lift and twist to make sure none are stuck.
If I pay for a dozen, I want a dozen I can use.

20.02.2026 10:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Doesn't everyone open the egg box and check for cracked and broken ones before they buy it? Or is that just me?
(Had a broken egg once, but never again.).

19.02.2026 07:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 10 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Absolutely. The hypocrisy is not just staggering, it's getting the wrong train, falling asleep and being woken up at the end of the line covered in your own bodily fluids while missing your phone, wallet, shirt, shoes and trousers.

18.02.2026 10:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

How about doing something useful instead of sucking up to war criminals, corporate lobbyists, and others who will never vote for you?

17.02.2026 11:51 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You must have missed the memo. You have to call them SEPPOs now.

16.02.2026 11:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Supporting
Epstein's
Paedophile
President's
Organisation

15.02.2026 21:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

So the Nationals are on the side of the ALP against the Greens?
Strange bedfellows.

15.02.2026 04:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Has anybody pointed out that a huge number of seppos are obese yet?

14.02.2026 12:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Now I know there is no tape of me raping or killing anybody. If Trump is innocent, he'd know that as well.

14.02.2026 09:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

And nor can any other sensible country.

14.02.2026 09:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That'll help win the youth vote.

14.02.2026 09:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a more appropriate term than "settlers". However, I do feel that "murderous fascist thugs" would be even more accurate.

13.02.2026 10:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That must be why they're not allowing medics, delivery drivers and peace keepers in.

13.02.2026 10:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0