((*Blows dust off accounts* Hey all, sorry for the sudden hiatus. These last two months have been a whirl of major life events that consumed p much all my brainpower. But now that things are settling down, I'd like to get back into the swing of it.))
If I told you that, you might stop doing it.
That would be telling.
Where is the fun in that?
Some would say you were foolish for that. *Leans in to kiss along his neck*
So says you.
Perhaps.
It's amusing what you all do when you think you're not being watched.
I feel it's my duty to put Hades in every cunty outfit I come across.
You are /terrible/. You're lucky the coffee is good.
So you...broke into my home.
That depends on why you're here.
*He really did let it go for longer than he should have. An eyebrow began to twitch and he put a finger to Hyth's lips to stop him* That's enough.
What. Did you. Do?
You really are too humble sometimes. *Takes a sip gratefully* Of course I wouldn't do such a thing, even if I was in the most foul of moods.
Oh? So you have /no/ ulterior motive?
...
I did not say it was. What have you done?
My, you really have been busy. *Takes the coffee, a ghost of a smile on his lips. Was it working?*
I see you trying to put me in a good mood...
What are you doing in my house, by the way?
I was woken up before my alarm.
I would wish you all a good morning, but there isn't anything very good about it.
You could have. But you didn't. Something...changed.
...Theoretically, yes.
*Thinks about it a moment* You would consume all the aether I would expend in order to defeat you...
What you might think is sane, I might fine nonsensical.
And if I brought mine?
Now why don't I believe that?
I sense some nonsense afoot.
...Hm.
