We are so, so, so, so much freer under the thumbs of the most dogmatic wokescolds imaginable than we are under these supposedly fun-loving, free-wheeling, non-dogmatic extrajudicial murderers and billionaire genocidaires
The most alarmist, least sympathetic responses to anything the Right has said or done for the past 50 years have all been proven correct, and every one of the Right's protestations that they weren't actually Nazis have been proven bullshit. From here on out our analysis needs to start there.
the way it seems right now, irans goal is to destroy our economy and our goal is to provide footage for dank memes the administration can post so edgelords will think theyre cool
It’s almost as if Iran has had 46 years to plan for this and nobody in charge considered that
I’ll vote for any candidate that promises to ban private jets, with perhaps an exception for sports teams that are filling most of a commercial-size jet.
I think we should defund the police for starters
Perfect example of why we need to take their money away
When we say all cops, it means all cops. Took a year for this story to come out, no way this just went unobserved by every other cop in this precinct
A google maps view of the area around the Strait of Hormuz, with crude markup showing the 4 steps to successfully clearing the strait: 1. Build up speed 2. Hit Trampoline 3. Cool backflip 4. Nail the landing The boat is illustrated using a clip art yacht, and the trampoline is also just kind of floating there.
wait. wait. everyone hold on. i've solved it
Krav MAGA
Fuck the NYT forever
big sign reading "burger vision".
how americans see the world
Meanwhile, if you are cis...
If Iran blows up Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos I promise you here and now that I WILL convert to Islam and join the Butlerian Jihad.
He didn’t miss
between "spider-man and spongebob are the only US heroes" and "get ready for $200 a barrel" i am drawing the conclusion iran at least rhetorically really has us figured out
Austin is very cool and good. The good stuff that happens *during* (not at) SXSW should simply be something we can enjoy here during the other 364 weeks of the year when the visiting crowd isn't Burning Man for even more insufferable nerds
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Fucking Texas. We're not allowed to have anything nice here.
Thank you. We just deal with so much here from our own state government, the federal government and predatory capitalist vultures. It's another thing to be defined by that and not the vast majority of good people here who persevere through all of it
A lot of the worst moved here in 2021 and decamped for Nashville or Miami (or back to California) when our housing costs doubled and we had our bi-annual extra hell summer.
Yeah it's wrong. It's like slandering Colorado because of Focus on the Family
We're tired of getting shit on by outsiders!
As opposed to where? Buddy I live here. I'm from this area. I have a masters in geography studying this city. I have been doing socialist organizing here before Trump was first elected. It is by far one of the most progressive cities in the United States and only getting moreso despite everything
That's not true and fuck you for saying it
The single goal of the Republican Party of Texas is to make everywhere here miserable except billionaires and their allies
Why are people trying to define us by an event that mostly consists of people from California and elsewhere
100%
also, local community austin is deeply progressive, but has nothing to do with sxsw
This is fundamentally not true and spreading this misinformation harms marginalized people in our city
Austin as a city and as a voting populace is significantly more progressive than 25 years ago despite (and perhaps in response to) everything reactionary capitalism has thrown at us
This is fundamentally not true and you're harming our city by spreading this misinformation.
Austin as a city and as a voting populace is significantly more progressive than 25 years ago despite (and perhaps in response to) everything reactionary capitalism has thrown at us
