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Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are

Trump, Mitch McConnell Clash In Oval Office Over Where They Are https://theonion.com/trump-mitch-mcconnell-clash-in-oval-office-over-where-they-are/

12.03.2026 21:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 4799 ๐Ÿ” 629 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 49 ๐Ÿ“Œ 30

One can dream.

12.03.2026 20:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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12.03.2026 20:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Alternative Facts"

12.03.2026 20:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The NCAA tournament field isn't set until Mar. 22, Brian. Not this weekend.

NCAA tournament regional play begins Mar. 26 and culminates with the Frozen Four in Las Vegas held Apr. 9-11.

NCAA season ends 4/11.

12.03.2026 17:50 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Keep talking! I'm all ears!

12.03.2026 16:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Jacob Fowler will get the start tonight for the Habs vs the Sens

11.03.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 72 ๐Ÿ” 5 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Clown shoes are always oversized.

11.03.2026 13:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Most assists by a defenseman in NHL history within their first 150 NHL games:

1) Lane Hutson: 116 assists
2) Sergei Zubov: 115 assists
3) Cale Makar: 112 assists

11.03.2026 02:20 ๐Ÿ‘ 89 ๐Ÿ” 9 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
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10.03.2026 17:22 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 13:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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10.03.2026 12:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You'd rather have Monty for tomorrow and Dobes for the Sens, I presume?

I'd rather not have Monty at all, to be honest.

09.03.2026 17:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 22:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Put these out as signs in front of every gas station in America.

08.03.2026 22:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
08.03.2026 16:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Take that stupid hat off your head, asshole.

08.03.2026 11:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 21:33 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

@bwildemtl.bsky.social - Nice Lake Monsters sweatshirt!

06.03.2026 21:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Justice for Cricket.

05.03.2026 19:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Assuming markwayne dipshit is HUGE proponent of whole milk, I think he gets Welch's vote.

05.03.2026 19:03 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clearly, Denault's impact was over-estimated.

Habs PK the day Danault signed:
- 24th in the league: 77.6%

Habs PK today:
- 27th in the league: 76.4%

04.03.2026 16:09 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Rabbit rabbit

01.03.2026 14:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Clots and prayers.

25.02.2026 03:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That rest day is CBA mandated, no?

24.02.2026 17:26 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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18.02.2026 19:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

LFG Czechia!

18.02.2026 17:47 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Me, watching pursuit speed skating.

18.02.2026 01:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Are you guys spending that DOGE check all in one place?

17.02.2026 15:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

What are they chances we get 2-3 days of 40 degrees or so before early March? Gotta get that sap running!

16.02.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0