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angela wheezy

@carpeangela

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sweetheart planned a date & we’re gonna go to THREE fancy restaurants this weekend πŸ₯Ή

04.03.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I thoroughly enjoy flying incredibly close to the sun for no other reason than the thrill

21.02.2026 08:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

store called That's Mine where they get mad if you try to buy anything

19.02.2026 23:13 πŸ‘ 219 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 3

huge wheel shaped thing covered in wings and eyeballs: be not afraid!!
me: really gonna need you to sell me on that

20.12.2025 06:37 πŸ‘ 443 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

[Friend asks what's new over coffee] Well, all the Instagram buttons are in different places again

20.12.2025 14:35 πŸ‘ 26 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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they bought me flowers πŸ₯Ή

19.11.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m looking to spend more time on my phone. Really get those numbers up. when my phone tells me my hours spent on it I think…embarrassing. Too low

17.11.2025 19:02 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

everything is a poem if you think about it

15.11.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Finding out people still actually use and even prefer this site is always so wild to me

15.11.2025 18:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

need a cute date so bad. I love planning cute fun dates but like I wanna be treated like a princess!! just once!!

27.09.2025 13:59 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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being cute again 🀎

10.07.2025 19:55 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm so pretty and funny I think I deserve 100 boyfriends

03.04.2025 18:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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looked cute this weekend

24.03.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If I went to the White Lotus I would simply enjoy my vacation and not let my underlying flaws and baggage bubble to the surface and ruin my life

24.03.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 495 πŸ” 42 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 4

wooooo!

14.03.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

stop procrastinating & just not do it 😎

14.03.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

plotting and scheming in a cute way

14.03.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

love this. this is the energy I’m looking for today

14.03.2025 17:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What’s up?

14.03.2025 13:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit i forgot it was daylight savings and I was like oh fuck I’m TIRED

09.03.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Sorry about my tone I’m insane

09.03.2025 15:42 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

sitting my dog down & explaining to him that I’m going to be very weird today

08.03.2025 13:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What your post failed to consider is me, a stranger with bad opinions

07.03.2025 15:34 πŸ‘ 2299 πŸ” 446 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 16

gonna buy 6 & give them all as xmas presents this year

07.03.2025 15:52 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
me in a black dress at the stripper gala

me in a black dress at the stripper gala

too tall for the hot girl mirror I love being 6’1

07.03.2025 15:51 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(digging fingers into my eyes) i just need to be more loving

07.03.2025 05:37 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

hell yeah same

07.03.2025 05:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

ooh or maybe a mold situation

06.03.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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20.12.2023 04:15 πŸ‘ 174 πŸ” 40 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

v chic

06.03.2025 21:44 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0