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it is so embarrassing that we can’t get trump on the epstein stuff. After access Hollywood and Miss teen USA and the E Jean Carroll verdict, it’s like we let Jeffrey Dahmer go three times and then found him with a hundred human heads and we‘re standing there like are you SURE these aren’t yours

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If you ever suggest to me we get ice cream later I will not forget about it, and I will not be deterred

bots make ads -> other bots click on the ads -> ad company goes "lots of clicks! ads are working!" -> cycle repeats

start hrt, youll get at least 20% weirder ✨

no bcuz its literally so hard. i beat jevil, eram, and gerson within 50 or so attempts, but im nearing attempt 200 for snowgrave neo and i cant even get him to half health 💀

chronic fatigue baddies rise up 💪 actually lets lay down im tired

i beat the secret boss from chapter 3 in about 3 hours, but ive already sunk around 4 hours into chapters 4s secret boss and i dont think im even halfway through 🙃

deltarune chapter 4 spoilers!!!!

i feel like the secret boss fight for this chapter is SO HARD 😭 maybe im just a weenie but the fact that u cant use any heals except for susie's shitty spell SUCKS SO BAD 💀

it's a super well designed fight tho honestly it's really fun, im just bad at games lol

The lion doesn't concern himself with his check engine light (it's Brian he's the lion)

pink background colourful smiley face stickers, silver glitter stars, blue glitter stars, strawberries, a pink hello kitty fairy, and a hello kitty head sticker caption is "fuck the patriarchy"

Folks. We got em. 💪🎉🙌🪩🥳

was just crocheting peacefully in bed when a MASSIVE bug came flying at me and i almost pissed myself. now i cant find it so its just....In There. what do i do????

nothing wrong with eating frozen, boxed, and canned foods :)

seriously took me like 8 hours of playtime, ive been working on it for two weeks on and off and im not very good at games so im rlly proud of myself

GUYS I BEAT JEVIL LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO

WHY IS THE JEVIL FIGHT SO HARD OMG IM GONNA KILL THIS FUCKING CLOWN

i just got a job at a bakery and i have to wake up at 5 now 😭 but it gets better once ur brain gets used to it

what the hell kinda word is "spate" #wordle

It’s almost that time again 🥰

David Lynch saying I don't know why people expect art to make sense. Life doesn't make sense.

i cant count either so i just go til failure 💪

ive had five cats and ive heard all of them fart 😂

i know how shitty that feels, im sorry!! as someone who also used to be chronically constipated, probiotics turned my life around. for a short term fix, id recommend eating dragonfruit. hope u feel better soon!! 🩷

my only theory is that there was an escaped parrot living in the walls + the family had some kind of psychotic disorder

ill be thinking about gef the talking mongoose for the next 2-5 business days. what an absolutely wild tale.

i cant tell if this is a joke or not 🙃

“tea is nasty, its for old people”

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