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Hazel

@xenobladeus

24 she her πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ tooty the feeble, ate concrete powder twice, professional last place speedrunner of dora the explorer candyland, paraeducator, plural!!! πŸ”ž minors DO NOT INTERACT my beautiful wife 🩷 @harpermeows.bsky.social 🩷

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Latest posts by Hazel @xenobladeus

pop off ymeoomfie

11.03.2026 23:55 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

evil the devil

11.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Peter and Stewie playing a two wheel two screen arcade racing game. The screen is facing away from the viewers.

Peter and Stewie playing a two wheel two screen arcade racing game. The screen is facing away from the viewers.

HOLY FUCK OUTRUNNERS IN FAMILY GUY

11.03.2026 22:42 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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say hi to my chudling basaur

11.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 32 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

i wish its just my 3ds

11.03.2026 21:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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team in bw where im using event pokemon i never used before this is just for fun. the larvitar event is fucking BROKEN

11.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

mr nah id win itself

11.03.2026 21:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

everyone be nice to gojo the victini

11.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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its oomf

11.03.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Vouch, and even then it has those, just. With commentary and subtext to them

It’s uncomfortable in the same way Fire Punch is, which clicks for me bc I can see some of the throughline, when a lot of shonen fans simply just read and didn’t digest what part 1 was saying

11.03.2026 12:47 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

yknow, thinking about it. ZeRo maining diddy was kinda foreshadowing

10.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Sonic and the Black Knight screenshot that says
"That's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have."

The words live life are circled with an arrow pointing to LIVE LIFE on the Sonic and the Black Knight OST.

Sonic and the Black Knight screenshot that says "That's why we gotta live life to the fullest in the time we have." The words live life are circled with an arrow pointing to LIVE LIFE on the Sonic and the Black Knight OST.

smh another new sonic game with needless references forced into the script πŸ™„

10.03.2026 21:10 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

its peak and the people who call it dogshit are lowkey shonen fans who love hype moments and aura

10.03.2026 20:59 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Chainsaw Man is ending? But Denji didn't even come out yet!

10.03.2026 15:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YOSHI SANG BONFIRE ON STREAM RN

09.03.2026 21:07 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

this post is incorrect, it was mrs and mrs chu

08.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
bus meme of a sad guy and a happy guy
sad guy has the caption kitchen nightmares us
happy guy has the caption kitchen nightmares uk

bus meme of a sad guy and a happy guy sad guy has the caption kitchen nightmares us happy guy has the caption kitchen nightmares uk

08.03.2026 16:16 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

nanao from fortnite

08.03.2026 16:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I want to be a jolteon I'm the normal one yall are the freaky ones for not wanting to be a pokemon

08.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

is mr pokemon a fraud i found out pokemon could breed way before he could thanks to unsupervised internet access

08.03.2026 14:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

#INNIT

08.03.2026 13:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

notice how galar ran that idea back #GALARSWEEP #INNIT #GALARNATIONONTOP

08.03.2026 13:56 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

if i ever became famous i objectively would not be the most famous or important person to come from new hampshire cause fuckin toby fox came from nh. that white boy from manchester got something i could never achieve. i could cure world hunger and cure every illness, and it wouldnt compare to UT/DR

08.03.2026 13:48 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

what are we doing man

08.03.2026 13:34 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This nutrition professor is the most evil motherfucker in this college cause the fuck you mean exams back to back in the same week, alongside a whole ass essay about diets and were using linked wikipedia articles from her that answer zero of the questions what are we doing here

08.03.2026 13:25 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

(actively covering myself in tar) ok just so we're clear i do not want to be feathered. just because im covering myself in tar doesn't mean i want to be feathered

08.03.2026 04:59 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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pokopia :)

08.03.2026 03:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

POKOPIA THOUGHTS: yeah this game is fucking awesome and i love it also i didnt expect there to be really detailed and good lore everything in this game makes me gush more about it

07.03.2026 23:07 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GOD BLESS @renamin.bsky.social

07.03.2026 13:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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a man in a blue shirt is looking at a laptop with a black square over his face that says not drake ALT: a man in a blue shirt is looking at a laptop with a black square over his face that says not drake
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