Now that’s what I call BlueSky…ing?

Former Senator Joe Manchin.

👀

I once got detention for putting down “Slutty Wario” as my dream job.

I say this as a bullied nerd in childhood: you're absolutely right.

Jaydenjames Mulkofmagnesia

Henryhudson Gryffindor

Fredfred Munchacrunch

Bobrobert Mulchpile

Jackjohn MolsonCoors

BobRobert Mulchpile

DHS Secretary TedSteve Mulberry

"You'll be a Hufflepuff my prince" I say, condemning my child's soul to the cringiest hell imaginable.

I'm sorry "Markwayne" is right up there with "Braxton-Lynn" in the Millennial Bullshit Name rankings.

It’s barely above gas station coffee, and I’m probably being too polite to call it that.

My favorite 70s/80s relic from TC: the facade for one of their clothing stores. Who doesn’t love their store to look like the set to “Tic Tac Dough?”

It’s more expensive to live there than it is to live in some of the suburbs of Detroit!

I’ll ruin your bet by running close to you but slower.

I am this way, but with the snow.

Duuuuuude. Forced breakup ala AT&T not because of the government but because they had to sell everything. Hilarious.

Japanese Use This Trick to Reduce Sleep Apnea (It's Orgasm!)

What? You don’t like beautiful language like:

NUUUHHH GROK EXPLAIN. READ POST. FEED AND CLOTHE ME.

For a moment I was afraid that was ice.

Disconnected and uninstalled OneDrive from my computer. Feeling purified.

I was barely alive for the tail end of his presidency, but I can't help but go "Well..." in Reagan's voice.

*Entering a prompt into ChatGPT*

How do I make computer respect me?

Me: *Posts a picture of an apple*

Comment 1: "Ah, the fruit known as apple."
Comment 2: "This brings back so many memories!!!"
Comment 3: "I HOPE YOU GET AIDS"

I assume the instructions include "whatever you do, DON'T let Deadpool have the last word."

He looks like he’s being played by Lloyd Bridges in some 1970s TV movie.

jenna maroney

sorry i missed the virtual meeting on discord, liz. i got hit with the id verification that happens when the app detects youre young

Even weirder is selling it to Jeff Bezos "for research."