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I watch movies. I read books. I'm mostly just trying my best.

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A melting Donald Trump

A melting Donald Trump

A melting nazi

A melting nazi

It's the same picture!

11.03.2026 23:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should probably give back the FIFA Peace Prize.

28.02.2026 15:59 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I miss John Prine.

22.02.2026 00:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting β€˜Whence/Whither’ Rule

Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting β€˜Whence/Whither’ Rule

Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting β€˜Whence/Whither’ Rule

22.01.2026 17:00 πŸ‘ 1249 πŸ” 107 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

I know this isn't the point, but why are republicans so fucking stupid? Is it like a pre-requisite for becoming a registered republican that you must be absolutely fucking dumb as shit?

22.01.2026 17:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

'28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' is fucking fantastic, by the way. πŸ“½

21.01.2026 00:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I never lay out near the ocean for fear of being mistaken for a beached whale.

21.01.2026 00:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Nation Vies Forβ€Šβ€Šβ€ŠApproval Of Cool Dog

Nation Vies Forβ€Šβ€Šβ€ŠApproval Of Cool Dog

Nation Vies Forβ€Šβ€Šβ€ŠApproval Of Cool Dog https://theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approval-of-cool-dog/

19.01.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 1477 πŸ” 163 πŸ’¬ 18 πŸ“Œ 15

'The Pedophile Protector' is John Grisham's worst novel.

16.01.2026 06:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Giving Tyler Childers' brilliant 2025 album another listen because I have a bunch of people high on my bitin' list.

16.01.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, God. We're gonna see Tony Dokoupil give Trump a blow job, aren't we?

13.01.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He should win every award ever created for this performance.

05.01.2026 05:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

All of this because people couldn't bring themselves to vote for a black woman.

04.01.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

people get drunk and mad about sports in almost every country in the world. they only shoot up their own family in this one.

27.12.2025 02:44 πŸ‘ 325 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 1

"You're a wizard, Sherry" is a line from my upcoming film about Sherry from the song "Sherry" by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, where Sherry goes to wizard school because, turns out, Sherry's a wizard.

25.12.2025 19:18 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Poster for the film 'It's a Wonderful Life'

Poster for the film 'It's a Wonderful Life'

A Christmas Eve tradition. πŸ“½

25.12.2025 02:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can't wait to listen! You guys are the best!

22.12.2025 17:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think Erika Kirk might be an even worse human being than her husband was, and he set the bar pretty high.

19.12.2025 17:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Absolutely stunning.

10.12.2025 20:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Instant all-timer here:

10.12.2025 02:16 πŸ‘ 5701 πŸ” 1331 πŸ’¬ 178 πŸ“Œ 214
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This is how the Grinch was picking up shit

08.12.2025 19:29 πŸ‘ 263 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 2

Sandler should probably already have a couple Oscar nominations. I'm really hoping he finally gets one for 'Jay Kelly.' It's a great performance.

08.12.2025 15:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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how long until Trump bans Chip Somodevilla of Getty from the White House? 😳

04.12.2025 15:15 πŸ‘ 1962 πŸ” 271 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 61

Imagine actually driving a cybertruck around. Like, what a giant loser you must be.

01.12.2025 00:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck yes.

25.11.2025 04:58 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm gonna go ahead and jump aboard this train and say that Nicki Minaj is garbage.

19.11.2025 00:17 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe Clay Higgins is Bubba...

18.11.2025 20:16 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
β€˜We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool

β€˜We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool

β€˜We’re Off To See The World!’ Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/

18.11.2025 19:57 πŸ‘ 1417 πŸ” 104 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 8
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check

03.11.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 4242 πŸ” 716 πŸ’¬ 27 πŸ“Œ 25

I mean, so would I.

30.10.2025 01:33 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0