A melting Donald Trump
A melting nazi
It's the same picture!
A melting Donald Trump
A melting nazi
It's the same picture!
He should probably give back the FIFA Peace Prize.
I miss John Prine.
Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting βWhence/Whitherβ Rule
Medieval Scribe Keeps Forgetting βWhence/Whitherβ Rule
I know this isn't the point, but why are republicans so fucking stupid? Is it like a pre-requisite for becoming a registered republican that you must be absolutely fucking dumb as shit?
'28 Years Later: The Bone Temple' is fucking fantastic, by the way. π½
I never lay out near the ocean for fear of being mistaken for a beached whale.
Nation Vies ForβββApproval Of Cool Dog
Nation Vies ForβββApproval Of Cool Dog https://theonion.com/nation-vies-for-approval-of-cool-dog/
'The Pedophile Protector' is John Grisham's worst novel.
Giving Tyler Childers' brilliant 2025 album another listen because I have a bunch of people high on my bitin' list.
Oh, God. We're gonna see Tony Dokoupil give Trump a blow job, aren't we?
He should win every award ever created for this performance.
All of this because people couldn't bring themselves to vote for a black woman.
people get drunk and mad about sports in almost every country in the world. they only shoot up their own family in this one.
"You're a wizard, Sherry" is a line from my upcoming film about Sherry from the song "Sherry" by Frankie Valli & The Four Seasons, where Sherry goes to wizard school because, turns out, Sherry's a wizard.
Poster for the film 'It's a Wonderful Life'
A Christmas Eve tradition. π½
Can't wait to listen! You guys are the best!
I think Erika Kirk might be an even worse human being than her husband was, and he set the bar pretty high.
Absolutely stunning.
Instant all-timer here:
This is how the Grinch was picking up shit
Sandler should probably already have a couple Oscar nominations. I'm really hoping he finally gets one for 'Jay Kelly.' It's a great performance.
how long until Trump bans Chip Somodevilla of Getty from the White House? π³
Imagine actually driving a cybertruck around. Like, what a giant loser you must be.
Fuck yes.
I'm gonna go ahead and jump aboard this train and say that Nicki Minaj is garbage.
Maybe Clay Higgins is Bubba...
βWeβre Off To See The World!β Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool
βWeβre Off To See The World!β Shout Saluting Trump Boys Setting Sail On D.C. Reflecting Pool https://theonion.com/were-off-to-see-the-world-shout-saluting-trump-boys-setting-sail-on-d-c-reflecting-pool/
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
I mean, so would I.