At the start of the year I changed my whole attitude to money and it has completely changed my life! I adopted the mindset of wealth. I made decisions that wealthy people make, hung out with the rich, bought the best. And now my life is beyond anything I could've imagined - absolutely bankrupt
Oil prices rising dramatically may have a significant effect on your cost of living, but remember that some people are making a LOT more money, so hopefully that's some comfort
Where do I see myself in 5 years? Purely on probability I'm saying supermarket or on the toilet
Jenny is the real hero in Forrest Gump - spends her life screwing over a billionaire
Postman left it in the rain. One star
Broke immediately. 4 stars
Heard you were the kind of person who gives 5 star reviews that say "haven't used it yet"
The big orange guy from Fantastic 4?
The hand dude from t'Addam's fam?
The John Carpenter Arctic beast?
Meatloaf would do ANY of them for love
There is a special place in hell for people who answer questions on Amazon with "I don't know"
If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.
Goonies never say."die"*
*Except for the German Goonies
Sounds like something a temporary small celestial body might say
Did I see the super moon? Super? I'll tell you what I saw, I saw a moon that's getting a little bit too big for its boots considering the lack of competition
Morelike RUDEba, amirite?!
The enduring question from the John Wick universe is whether the dress code for the operators is mandatory? And whether the role only appeals to people who already conform to that aesthetic or whether it's imparted upon new employees as part of the induction process
Gonna write a kids book. We need more kids' books. It's gonna be about a YouTuber. Who uses AI. To make a podcast. About Minecraft. Out of Lego
The Jimmy in Jimmy Eat World was the 90's Northern English go-to actor Jimmy Nail
Shakespeare was invented in 1908. CHECK MATE
If Shakespeare was so good how come he didn't write Biodome
Had to quit my PhD investigated the biochemical changes of female gametes in response to male. Ova simulating
Huge if true
I volunteer as tribute
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles in 2026 because that would be plagiarism and copyright infringement
You couldn't build a city on rock and roll any more because of the evolution of the planning process
That's a different parallel universe. One of the best
There's a parallel universe where Jesus turns wine into water. He is NOT popular
There's a parallel universe where everything is the same except that Clive is a VERY popular name
In a parallel universe everything is the same but the Fresh Prince grew up in East Philadelphia
You reckon it's safe for Will Smith to go back to West Philadelphia yet or nah?
