Silver Sarah

Say “psych.” Right now.

Oh

I made the Alfredo sauce from scratch, no recipe, just vibes.

It is damn delicious and I’m a little sad I can never recreate it 😂😭

Dnnr

I always wondered if more visitors and tourists made a bigger deal about it than the locals lol

I always wanted to know how they celebrate in Ireland! That sounds fun!

How are you celebrating St Patrick’s Day? Menu, decorations, traditions, music, tell me all about it!

Omg what is it like being a single woman again?!

Oh that’s cool!

Someone “Mrs. Silver”-ed me today, and while it was so respectful and polite, I now feel like a granny

I did indeed eat some Tums just a bit ago😂

I made lemon pasta and lemon chicken for dinner while sipping on some homemade lemon-limeade, and I think I citrus-ed too close to the sun bc now I have heartburn

We need a hard freeze to wipe them out again

Thank you, Jesus, for a good day 🥺🙏🏼

Already?!

There is nothing more chilling than a house with small children in it but it’s silent. Up to no good!

Thank you Jesus, for the opportunity to clean up around my desk. It’s been a while.

But did it have to be because my coffee spilled?

Insane

I met up with my brother to pass along some things to him from my parents. He was on his way to work, and he hugged me before he left, and now I smell like a BOY 😱

“Sir, give me this water, that I may not thirst.”

Someone stole an hour of my sleep last night and I want it BACK

Saturdays are for slow wakeups, leisurely breakfasts, extra cups of the good coffee

Mine runs fast 😂 Which is the better situation, I feel like I’m running late, but I’m not!

I do not know what these words mean 😂

SNOWNADO

Wouldn’t that be something

Is this what they mean by March Madness?

Tornado Watch

It is barely March, Nebraska, calm down

I wholeheartedly agree

I never crave a giant cheeseburger more than Fridays during Lent

What if a lady could run errands after dark without trying to be abducted or swindled? Wouldn’t that be neat?