horse year was supposed to make me not want to kill myself so why do i want to kill myself
20.02.2026 00:48
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horse year was supposed to make me not want to kill myself so why do i want to kill myself
i feel like losing touch with the common man would be awesome. i hope that happens to me someday
what do you mean you hate black licorice? do you also hate picking at that itchy little bit of skin around your fingernail? do you also hate walking in the rain when a cold breeze cuts through you? do you also hate the feeling of knowing you've let down a loved one?
Not much to say about Trans Day of Remembrance anymore besides “try loving and celebrating us while we are alive”
The original Far Side Cow Tools Cartoon by Gary Larson. A cow stands on its hind legs behind a table, staring blankly at the viewer from behind its heavy brow ridge. On the table are four crudely made tools: a lump, a lump with an offset crooked handle, a long stick with hooked prongs at the end, and a crude handsaw with irregular teeth. In the background a barn sits on a hill. Caption reads, "Cow tools."
43 years ago today, readers the world over opened their newspapers and gazed upon cow tools for the first time. happy birthday cow tools. you look great.
it isn't just peepee - it's poo poo
New EP!
hopefulutopian.bandcamp.com/album/three-...
when they close it all up, I do believe this will go down as the funniest video on the internet
monday i have fart club, tuesday and thursdays are penis club, and friday i have weight watchers
a river in central vermont
the air may be a lil bit too hot but the river is still cold enough to make your feet numb
happy pride month
WHAT DO YOU MEAN URBAN DICTIONARY IS BLOCKED AT WORK?!?!
in some ways i relate to john fetterman’s whole “why is everyone mad at me” thing
Fans of loud music, get some good earplugs and wear them to shows. Tinnitus and hearing loss are not really that fun
The Fourth of May be with you!
the guy in the snapdragon commercial who uses ai to generate a bedtime story to tell his kids demonstrates that ai is really useful for inventing new and astonishing ways to be a loser
An April 19, 2020 tweet by Andrew Cuomo reading “Sunday dinner, Cuomo style” with a picture of him and his family at the table. Washington Post columnist Jennifer Rubin has inscrutably replied “"The boyfriend" looks nice and the girls seem to have eaten their spaghetti and meat balls!”
Happy “‘The boyfriend’ looks nice” day to all who celebrate
Double duty at the Sinkhole on Saturday for a benefit towards the work of PROMO. See you there!
I hope the civil engineering team who designed the Big Bend interchange on 64/40 know nothing except deep and intense shame.
I've been waiting years for this. I totaled my last car with one of these and was always hoping to get it again. Gonna stock up for all the future cars I will own.
Autotuning my guitar with harmonized delay.
sell peanut butter in wide tubs, not deep jars. tired of gettin pb on my knucks
reposting with alt text, because this is good
Forgot I was gonna use this website for my music. Playing this wildly fun show tomorrow in STL.
"I'm alive!" said Gatsby, roaring past on a speedboat. He'd faked his own death and gotten away with everything. That's why they called him the Great Gatsby. "Out of the way, current!" he yelled at the water. "This speedboat is bearing me ceaselessly into the future!"
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
It happened to me: I got called out for leaving a negative comment on Katy Perry IG post for "women not supporting women."
Now I do.
