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Britain’s care system promotes modern slavery. A genuinely humane government would reform it | Andrea Egan, UNISON general secretary writes in @theguardian.com
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So you've applied to become US ambassador. We need someone we can trust. Looking through your CV now. Well this is appalling. You're hired!
New entry for the most divorced man in the UK
I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors
This calls for the strongest possible response.
An unprecedented third state visit?
I would know if I was being slowly corrupted by insidious forces beyond my comprehension. I would comprehend it easily
Overseas care workers go above and beyond to support our loved ones.
How does the government show its gratitude? By making it harder for them to live and work in the UK.
I have written to the Home Secretary urging them to reverse these changes and support care workers instead!
Apparently my wife’s karate teacher’s sourdough starter exploded in the back of our car when she was giving him a ride to his mom’s bakery after his car wouldn’t start? Whew! I think I have that straight. Anyway, big mess!
I’ve got loads!
- Medieval people washed regularly, drank water, and didn’t have rotten teeth
- WW1 did not end in 1918
- Queen Victoria was a horndog
- Ancient Egyptians invented Egyptology by excavating their own ancient monuments
- We know more about Shakespeare than many other famous Tudors
“ChatGPT started coaching Sam on how to take drugs, recover from them and plan further binges. It gave him specific doses of illegal substances, and in one chat, it wrote, ‘Hell yes—let’s go full trippy mode’”
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Top Adrian Chiles Columns of 2025:
I’ve given up wild swimming. So why does my Volvo smell like mince?
Should I tell the postman he has halitosis? My first wife wouldn’t let me wear shorts.
I buried my father with my bare hands. It’s time we stopped talking about glamping. 1/3
Second anniversary of our Apple TV’s spectacular attempt to understand me asking for “Hercule Poirot’s Christmas”
The works of one monkey with a typewriter would have more insight than these BBC execs. You made the show brilliant. Good luck with your future projects.
“I was just following otters.”
FYI lads, This only works if you do it in Toast of London’s voice.
"Despite their hollow words, this Government is betraying it’s promises to millions of people who have lived and worked here for years. This is a retreat into a smaller, meaner England - one where belonging is rationed, and diversity is punished.” 2/2
"People who arrived on post-Brexit health and social care visas would have to wait 15 years, up from five year currently"
Oh sure I'll vote Labour. On the condition my vote is counted retroactively. Delayed 15 years when a new batch of more compassionate Labour candidates are available.
"We have become the destination of choice in Europe" according to the Home Secretary Shabana Mahmood.
Data from Eurostat & the Home Office shows the UK had the fifth largest number of claims of the EU/UK area in 2025, at 108,000... assets.publishing.service.gov.uk/media/691ae0...
corrigendum: ball, singular. FFS.
I cannot inagine how it feels to be this boy’s parents. What on earth are we doing, with everything we know about the ways unregulated social media have changed us, letting it happen all over again but worse with chatbots? www.cnn.com/2025/11/06/u...
You may call it ‘Chatfishing’, but I shall only refer to it as ‘Cyrano de Berger-App’
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It's not every day you find a Nightjar in your garden! 😮 Thanks to Sharon for sharing photos of their amazing unexpected visitor.
Nightjars are summer migrants, sometimes appearing in coastal areas around this time of year before starting their long journey back to Africa. 🌍
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