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Rebecca Fishbein

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Writer: NYT, WaPo, Teen Vogue, Jezebel, Vulture, The Cut, Hell Gate, etc. I talk back.

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(I know it is technically meteorological spring but it’s going to snow next week so everyone CALM DOWN.)

11.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need the β€œhappy spring!” emails to cease. It is not spring until March 20. Blizzards remain possible. Do not jinx it.

11.03.2026 16:34 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

As a Crown Heights resident I’m biased re: Agi’s taking precedent over Pitt’s, but it was a great spot and I’m sad I didn’t get to spend more time there.

11.03.2026 14:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Red Hook Neighborhood Restaurant Pitt’s Has Closed The Brooklyn spot’s winter hiatus turned into a permanent one

Noooooooooo ny.eater.com/news/409401/...

11.03.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

our daughter is 8 months and if this happened to us i'd become the john wick of contact tracing

10.03.2026 16:31 πŸ‘ 23 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao

10.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Radiator peeing brown liquid into bowl

Radiator peeing brown liquid into bowl

Life With Slumlord

10.03.2026 15:03 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I dunno man. It’s also morally wrong, but if I were the GOP right now, I would not be eager to make it even harder to vote. Dems will crawl over broken glass to cast a ballot against Trump; meh Republicans or low propensity voters will just stay home.

10.03.2026 12:19 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 9 πŸ“Œ 2

S2 has my favorite episode in it but also like 15 unspeakable plot points

10.03.2026 03:14 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Which is exactly what the writers did!

10.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Husband has just gotten to the most baffling plot point in television history: Friday Night Lights s2 murder.

10.03.2026 02:54 πŸ‘ 37 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m sorry but I love the Ted TV show.

10.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I had $1003 in a 401k at the end of that job so, pretty good?

09.03.2026 19:46 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In my last full-time journalism role I topped out at $52k

09.03.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I have not seen the proposal yet, also very curious to know! Gotta be more useful than a hotel

09.03.2026 16:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Just so BlueSky knows, this is sarcasm. I am not glad.

09.03.2026 14:04 πŸ‘ 42 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy am I glad all the mainstream U.S. Jewish groups spent the last two years loudly proclaiming that there was no absolutely no daylight between the actions of the Israeli State and the Jewish people just in time for the entire world to blame the Jews for a global oil crisis.

09.03.2026 14:02 πŸ‘ 90 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Guys I hate to say this but the war that doesn’t make sense that happened for no reason isn’t going perfectly

09.03.2026 11:22 πŸ‘ 2178 πŸ” 232 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 9

Rip to all our retirement funds

09.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These ghouls act like they've discovered some novel secret: "Hey, guys, GUYS! Did you know that we can just kill people whenever we want?" Yes, you absolute idiot, that's ALWAYS been true. We just chose not to, for good and self-interested reasons which the entire world is about to learn yet again.

08.03.2026 16:46 πŸ‘ 2022 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 70 πŸ“Œ 21

i feel pretty comfortable with trump never signing another bill for as long as i live

08.03.2026 16:18 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Most years I don't mind Daylight Savings because I love late sunsets but unfortunately that love changes when the radiator decides to make 84 decibel bangs and spew hot water hourly starting at a 6 a.m. that's really 5 a.m.

08.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I went to the ballet in December. It slapped. Highly recommend.

07.03.2026 17:46 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like WHAT is happening

07.03.2026 17:28 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Day 3 of the 2345 being a shit show…will I never know peace….

07.03.2026 17:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

ok fair!

07.03.2026 13:53 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I read a book a week but thanks for being insulting.

07.03.2026 12:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

What horrors do you think we’ll wake up to tomorrow

07.03.2026 03:57 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Imagine all the cool, fast trains we could have with the billions we spend on bombs.

07.03.2026 01:59 πŸ‘ 4215 πŸ” 776 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 66

I’m a New Yorker, it’s too cliche for me to hate on Ohio.

07.03.2026 00:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0