And people wonder why don't bother with cardio at the gym.
#skalife #skanking

There isn't a single exercise for hip mobility that doesn't just look like having sex. I'm okay with this.

How do you organize fishnets without making a huge piled of tangled mess?

I have 2 perfect pairs. Good quality and fit. 1 cheap but looks good. 1 pair for baggy pants days. 2 pairs of skinny jeans. I feel so accomplished. 6 pairs of jeans is PERFECT.

Okay, purging clothes. How does my adhd brain deal with stuff that fit nice, but is cheaper and won't last and really good quality that are 5 sizes too big?

I believe i have relearned the art of making friends. In the last 2 months, I've managed to talk to people, exchange numbers, make plans, dance, and have fun with more people than the last 15 years. I didn't think I was capable anymore, but here I am. I have friends. Wow.

Its so real.

I just realized that I dont have anyone i can call and talk to. Everyone is gone. Like gone gone. So now that shit is going down I can only rant on social media. Suddenly feeling depressed..

Taking a firm stand in a relationship is fucking terrifying.

Heartily sick of "landlord" scams while trying to find a place to live. Like, seriously? We just want a place to call home. Stop trying to ruin our lives...

When I suggested Democrats hold daily press conferences to share stories of Republican pedophiles, I meant they could bring up all the old stories.

I didn’t think that we’d get new stories about a GOP pedophile every day, but whatever works I guess

Is it weird to be excited about new underwear? Its just all mine are too big so I ordered some packs of plain black. And I worry they will be too small. Constantly changing body puts me in a tailspin of confusion with my clothes.

Here’s a bunch of shows happening in Pittsburgh in August! I make these every month. They are in no way comprehensive so I encourage you to keep a look out for more or make your own. Save this to your phone, print it out and hang it somewhere in public, share with your friends!

starting to think we should give "strange women lying in ponds distributing swords" a chance as a basis for our system of government

Hey Chuck, wherever you are, I hope you're giggling your ass off. It took years, but you finally got into my head. Yup, Brooke is finally getting her groove back. I miss you, buddy. I know you would be cheering for me. I'm gonna do it, gonna figure out how to be happy.

#letterstolostfriends

Update:
Day 3:
Skipped a new different med tonight in my search for what's causing the hellish nausea.
Haven't found it yet.
🤢🤮😵‍💫

#chronicillness #chronicpain #migraine #fibromyalgia #CanIGetADiagnosis

This is why I stay on social media.

I'm really sorry PRSL & people who count on us for harm reduction supplies. I can't be out there 4 or 5 times a week. Don't worry, Mike will be out there doing shows, too.
If anyone needs ANYTHING I can get it to you. Dm/text/call/email me.
Narcan saves lives.
Plan b saves lives.
#punkrocksaveslives

I'll be doing 1-2 shows a week at most. It's just not possible to do more. After my 4th show of the week last Saturday, I collapsed at home & barely left bed for 4 days. I had a migraine, constant nausea, my joints/skin were on fire, & I could only crawl to get around. For FOUR days.

After 8 months of pretending to be normal, I'm stopping. I'm not fine. I'm sick & constantly in pain. This schedule is literally killing me. I'm sorry, I love all the bands I've worked with, but I can't do this anymore.

#chronicillness #chronicpain #fibromyalgia #chronicmigraine #canigetadiagnosis

I really need to change my alert for fb messenger. I have to use it even tho I hate it, and every time the alert goes off, i'm starting to twitch.

On that horrific cusp of hungry and puking. Guess which won. 🤢

#chronicillness #migraines #chronicpain

Understandably so. People can be such assholes. I'm so sorry...

Can someone make me a t-shirt that says "exit, pursued by an anteater"? Please?

I despair of the world when I see things written by idiots.
For example:
"Im having brockley with my dinner tonight. Its my favorite!"
Really? I'm not asking for accurate apostrophes or an oxford comma. It's not a their/they're conundrum. It's a common vegetable.

I just cleared my largest backlogged email account. 6700 messages. I feel so accomplished. Also, who knew TomTom was still around and sensing out spam? Wow.

So, so tired of all my appointments to find housing getting canceled. I am making first possible times and everything is getting leased/sold. Grr argh. 2-3 weeks til we need to move and worries are starting to increase exponentially.

Case anyone wondered, I found the USA entry to eurovision in a small bar in Pittsburgh. Just saying... wow.

I now completely understand grandmothers. I am obsessed with feeding my little gremlin Simi. "Aren't you still hungry? Don't you like the food? Let me get you second/thirds/fourths. You're too skinny."