Peenchy 🫒

I know I shouldn’t be surprised since if it wasn’t for my mom pushing for it, I would never see my extended family.

My ONLY living grandma hasn’t even visited my house (I’ve lived her for 3 years) let alone made tracks to visit her great grandchild.

Trying not to get in my feels tonight, but how is it that all of B’s family and extended family reaches out and visits or wants to make active plans with us to see my baby, but my family just doesn’t.

I don’t need a fug..

It’s a crispy McDonald’s Coke Zero kinda Friday.

But also like fuck you. I didn’t ask, nor do I give a shit on your opinions on the matter.

My parents: “you had her get the Covid vaccine?? Why??”
Me: “Because her doctor recommended we do so and also I believe in science.”
My parents: “well I hope nothing bad comes of it.”
Me: 🫩🫩🫩

A digital painting of a pokemon. In a sunlit room, the new gen dog-like pokemon lies on a blanket while being petted with a firm, almost grabbing motion. Tufts of fur spill out between the fingers.

New family

Motherhood is finding a gas station less than 30 minutes from your house so that you can pull over and feed your baby.

It’s more than 15 minutes passed my appointment and they told me there’s still someone ahead of me. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCkkkk. I just want to go home and see my baby.

3 people have gone before me and she said that there’s a person ahead of me??? What the actual fuck.

What was the point in telling me to show up 15 minutes early for my appointment when the person who came after me and showed up 2 minutes before their appointment time go called back first???

B took me to Gong Cha for the Neopets collab and they still had blind boxes

Love when people post their wedding photos, but will never understand posting every single photo, including like 5+ shots of the same pose.

Such a good album

Move on? MOVE ON?? The victims can’t move on and neither should we!

I love them a lot, but I just wanted a day with my baby and myself.

AITA for not telling my folks I had a snow day so I could spend time with my baby and not get roped into a 1+ long phone call?

Please tell me you took the parrot cup home

Me: explaining why Jonathan Joestar and Erina Joestar are in a lavender marriage simply so the lineage could go on because we all know Jonathan and Robert E.O. Speedwagon are end game.
B: okay you got me there.

I don’t buy pops much anymore but I actually need this for my daughter. It fits her perfectly.

I’m just glad you weren’t in the 100 car pile up.

Good! I was worried about you because it’s getting bad by you.

I’m so tired of my alarms not going off on my phone.

Hear me out: Snowden the Snowman

Asking to carpool and showing up late is crazy work

*student A coughs*
Student B: “Hey, get away from me corona virus.”

“Sorry I was in my coloring era, so yea I didn’t hear you.”

“These scissors are not not scissoring Mrs. Fox.” 😅

😂