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Various sex toy add ons by Twisted Artificer to enhance comfort and accessibility.

A double sided suction cup with finger holes for a more comfortable grip while using it with one or more partners.

A suction cup with finger holes to improve a user's grip on an adult toy while reducing the amount of effort to do so.

A suction cup with a bullet vibe slot to add vibration to an adult toy while the finger rings reduce the amount of effort needed to do so.

We just released 17 new products focused on accessibility and comfortable play time. If you struggle being on your knees or have issues with grip strength or bad wrists, we have solutions!

twistedartificer.com/collections/...

I don't draw as many stupid oc doodles as I used to...

defending art's right to exist, especially nsfw art, inherenetly involves you having to allow art you don't like or even think is abhorrent or reprehensible to exist. you do not have to pretend to like it or engage with it, but you need to let it exist. you give fascists an inch they take a mile.

This demonstrates the importance for time travellers of having a change purse with clearly marked compartments for different currencies. (Pick one up any year after 1893)

Remember this prehistoric dildo/porn illustration that you guys all went nuts over a couple weeks ago? It was written by @funkittoys.bsky.social, the same @funkittoys.bsky.social who is having a $69.69 dildo sale today to celebrate his birthday on this, the 69th day of the year!

The picture shows a piece of limestone with a drawing of a mouse sitting in front of a table of offerings, smelling the fragrance of a lotus flower which she holds in her hand. Opposite of the table is a cat, holding a fan.

A charming #Egyptian drawing of a #cat acting as a servant to a #mouse. Drawings of animals acting as people were meant as satire of the society and politics.
Dating 13th/12th century BC, probably from Deir el-Medina, #Egypt.

📷 Musées Royaux d'Art et d'Histoire, Brussels
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"I'm glad they finally censored thing I don't like haha"

Guess what, thing you like comes next.

With what's going on with Subscribestar, it's a good moment to remind you all of something:

Free speech also includes speech you don't agree with, and freedom of artistic expression also includes art you find horrible or disgusting.

And if you go: "Yeah I agree! However-"

Then you don't agree!

SUBSCRIBESTAR ADULT Content Review and Pre-Screening Find your Creator Non-Consensual Sexual Activity Real People Content depicting rape, coercion, or non-consensual sexual acts is prohibited. acvalens A = ||| ALCOHOL, DRUGS, TABACO WEAPONS DIGITAL, TECH, GAMING Child Sexual Abuse Material (CSAM) and Underage Characters Bestiality and Human-Animal Sexual Activity Feral Animal Sexual Content Anthropomorphic Characters Depiction of Prohibited Family Relationships Non-Consensual Sexual Activity Extreme Gore and Violent Sexual Content Obscene or Degrading Content Synthetic Media and Deepfakes Services, Conversations, Products that Promote Hate, Violence, Discrimination, Terrorism, Harassment, or Abuse Self-Harm or Suicide FINANCES, GAMBLING ADULT SERVICES This includes situations where consent is removed through force or threats, manipulation or coercion, mind control or hypnosis, drugs, intoxication, or incapacitation Extreme Gore and Violent Sexual Content Content may not depict sexualized violence or extreme graphic harm, including explicit dismemberment, exposed organs, graphic mutilation, or sexualized depictions of death or execution. Stylized violence comparable to films, comics, or video games may be permitted when not graphic or sexualized. Obscene or Degrading Content Obscene or degrading content intended primarily to shock, humiliate, degrade, or disgust may be restricted or prohibited. This includes, but is not limited to, fetishized bodily waste, extreme bodily fluids, explicit degradation imagery, and content intended primarily to cause disgust rather than depict typical adult material. Synthetic Media and Deepfakes Synthetic media, deepfakes, or manipulated content created with or without artificial intelligence are prohibited where they may be used to deceive, misrepresent, exploit, or cause harm. MISCELLANEOUS SPECIAL CASES External Links and Embedded Content Animal Cruelty or Abuse Presenting, advocating, or promoting animal cruelty or abuse in any sh…

The new Prohibited Content changes on SubscribeStar are intense. I will unpack all the new additions. The section was changed today (March 10th, 2026) and impacts adult content of canonically underage characters, feral content, incest, and noncon content

Bear with me as this may take a moment

Not only do we “not mind” if you comment on old fics, we ADORE it when you do that 💕

If world make sad, turn volume up and listen to kitty for few seconds please

I think we could all do with some 400-year-old flowering ume (flowering Japanese sour plum-apricot) bonsai in our lives.

This is the 75th anniversary Nagahama Bonbai (ume bonsai) Exhibition.

And this incredible 400-year-old tree is Furo, meaning Eternal Youth.

#JohnDoesJapan

Time to pass a law that any party spokesperson of media outlet that opines with hindsight reckons on pandemic management has to show this chart in the background at all times #nzpol

God he's even more complex than I thought. The ability to do facial expressions so naturally (yknow apart from him being an alien fella) is incredible. They knocked it out of the park with this funny little guy

I am so serious when I say that there is a direct line to be drawn between Evangelism having no meaningful concept of the future save death and American conservatives having zero awareness of or interest in the future consequences of their actions

You know what'd be so funny for NZ Post to do?

And by funny I mean changing their logo to one of our flightless native birds that absolutely could not do anything like deliver mail.
I vote Takehe.

Also while I was fighting despair by sorting laundry and watering plants I want to say Happy International Women's Day to the women and especially the women who are in the closet about that

It's your day! Even if it's a secret

Funniest thing in the world will be if Boards of Directors discover they’ll save more money replacing executives & their pricey compensation plans with AI than replacing workers.

“Piracy is the most effective form of artistic distribution these days. So be it.”

-Werner Herzog on NPR just now 🔥

So we get fucked waterways and heaps of methane emissions and WE DON'T EVEN GET OUR OWN BUTTER IN RETURN.

I have to check a website to see if my kids can swim in a river. Fuck this.

#nzpol

when you and a friend send each other a link to the same meme or news story on two different chat platforms simultaneously that counts as a digital jinx

If you're doomscrolling, guess what? So far there are 51 kākāpō chicks hatched and thriving this season, the same number of birds as we had in TOTAL in the 90s! Only one chick has died and there are still fertile eggs waiting to hatch!

"Artists peak at 30", "30 under 30", "by 30 you should" ridiculous. Arts industries capital craves young people to exploit and burn out. It doesn't want older artists thriving and guiding the young. It also doesn't want artists to exist. Stop letting cannibals tell you you only matter on a plate.

We respect all types of work boots in this house [picture of some construction work boots and a pair of white sparkly pleaser boots]

As ever, but particularly today, from one union worker to hopefully others soon...

listen i love ao3 as much as the next guy but ive seen people quit fic writing over the past few years because people comment and engage with authors way less, and then everyone still freaks out when ao3 goes down- if a fic is irreplaceable to u, let the author know!

Science fiction at its best takes from elements of highbrow, lowbrow, middlebrow, and outsider culture. It asks for suspension of disbelief in some areas to reward you in others. At its best, it contains a staggering variety of sentients. You know who else has been doing that? The Muppets.

A red umbrella on a green background, surrounded by the words International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

Today is International Sex Workers' Rights Day.

It's the perfect day to spoil your favourite sex worker and do something nice for them!

Supporting local sex worker organisations with a donation would also be a good idea.

Love goes out to all my fellow sex workers! ♥️

Peter Capaldi Performs It’s Friday I’m in Love by the Cure - Newcastle 2-24-26 YouTube video by hangingalice

Peter Capaldi performing It's Friday I'm in Love! (This time not linked to The Bad Place!) I can't even with how happy this makes me. www.youtube.com/shorts/pmLVY...

I had to make my own mnemonic to remember it from 'di-' onwards: a river runs here, out effluence! away!
(and yes, it's the British spelling)

good posts from the other site again