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Canhawk ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

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Seahawks, Star Wars, Marvel, Star Trek. Mostly Seahawks. Very Canadian. Super Bowl 60 Champions fanboy. Sorry for what I said when the Seahawks were losing. Canada will never be the 51st state.

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Oh shit! Forgot about him too. Will be harder to stash guys on the practice squad now that everybody knows John Schneider is a genius.

Special teams contributions will probably be the deciding factor. Not an easy decision...

11.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It'll be a pretty deep WR room assuming Kupp comes back and Horton is fully healthy. Dareke Young is going to take a spot too. That's six. Getting crowded in there...

11.03.2026 16:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He STILL lived in Seattle? I assumed he had rotten produce and flaming bags of dogshit hurled at him on a daily basis. Why on earth would he still be in Seattle?

FOH loser...

11.03.2026 16:43 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol

11.03.2026 03:05 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Lol

11.03.2026 03:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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It's like the White-Spot Pirate Pack went legit and got a government job in the union...

11.03.2026 02:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Heeeeeey, rich Microsoft guy from Seattle! How you doin'......?

10.03.2026 13:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Nothing about these people is serious...

10.03.2026 03:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Can't imagine there's a whole lotta teams lining up to pay him a ton of money after seeing him show his ass in the NFCCG.

He cost himself a shit ton of money...

10.03.2026 02:48 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I wouldn't put it past them to blow up their own school to fuck with the narrative, but stealing a tomahawk missile to do it seems a tad far fetched.

The US threw 700 perfectly good F-14s in the shredder to stop Iran from getting any spare parts, but they somehow nabbed a F'n TOMAHAWK?

FOH....

10.03.2026 02:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

That's a lotta dough for a centre.

10.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jobe at half the price of what Cobe just got is a much better deal IMO.

Glad to see the market worked out on Shaheed though. That deep threat gives JSN a lot more room to work. He's such a nice fit, and will make for a good WR room with Tory Horton coming back.

09.03.2026 23:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

He always has a plan. Trust the process.

09.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

4 picks NOW, sure. JS will spin those into 8 before the end of the draft. Dude is a wizard.

09.03.2026 17:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, but that's just next season. Coby signed a 3 year $40M deal.

Dude's great and I love him, but what he brought can be duplicated by somebody young, hungry, and on a rookie deal.

09.03.2026 17:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Have we not learned to trust the process by now? I love Coby, but he's not worth THAT much money. Especially when you have Spoon and JSN's extensions on the horizon.

JS won 2 super bowls with a bunch of dudes on rookie deals. Nobody's ever won by overpaying a bunch of mid-tier guys...

09.03.2026 17:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

The Byron Maxwell effect?

09.03.2026 17:27 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

History is being kinder to GW than he deserves because, compared to Trump, he looks like a decent person. But that stupid 2000 election with the hanging Chad BS in Florida really sent the world down a path it has just not been able to recover from...

08.03.2026 17:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Why are these guys all so f'ing giddy about killing a bunch of people in an unsanctioned and illegal war?

08.03.2026 17:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh, but we'd better not elect the woman lest she make some irrational hormonal decision and we all wind up in another forever war... ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿคฎ

07.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You can probably thank the peace president with a love of that old fashioned word, groceries, for starting another forever war.

Maybe Wal Mart will give him a medal...

07.03.2026 03:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Yeah, I'm not going anywhere NEAR that border, thanks.

24.02.2026 15:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Of all the years for Canada to drop the belt to the US... ๐Ÿคข

24.02.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Goalie was playing out of his goddamn mind. Score should have been like 6-1 if even half of those circus saves went in.

Oh well. Can't win every gold in hockey I guess.

22.02.2026 16:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Whatever... I don't even like hockey. ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ 

22.02.2026 15:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh fuck ya bud.

22.02.2026 15:38 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HOW does Canada keep missing wide open nets!?

22.02.2026 15:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 15:15 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Oh hell ya bud!

22.02.2026 15:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Even if a woman like that DID exist (they don't and shouldn't) what makes you think they'd be interested in YOU nerdlinger?

20.02.2026 23:37 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0