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“dum spiro, spero” -while I breathe, I hope. KCMO she|her

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i have just gotten off a productive call with sauron where i laid out our requests

- nazgul bodycams
- morgul knife must remain sheathed unless suspect is determined to be carrying the one ring
- shelob will be the new point of contact

27.01.2026 15:15 👍 10241 🔁 2944 💬 110 📌 72

Everyone, EVERYONE, thinks they’ll be the ones to ride the tiger. And then Everyone cries when they get bit.

27.01.2026 17:56 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

We are actively watching them in real time figure out that they can’t even successfully transition into Lobbying at this point. The word cooked doesn’t even begin to fully encompass this.

27.01.2026 17:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

all men are welcome to be scared of me—encouraged, even

25.01.2026 23:19 👍 129 🔁 27 💬 3 📌 1
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One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

25.01.2026 22:39 👍 28812 🔁 10734 💬 42 📌 979

We are fighting in Missouri

17.01.2026 19:56 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

There is quite literally nothing more American than protesting violent "military" occupation by a government that no longer represents the will of the people whom it serves.

15.01.2026 16:22 👍 72 🔁 14 💬 2 📌 0

Watch this. WATCH IT. Joe Six Pack has w few words for the regime. #WhatTheFuck

15.01.2026 15:50 👍 64 🔁 24 💬 2 📌 3

into the potomac, yes

15.01.2026 01:09 👍 20 🔁 4 💬 0 📌 0

So there’s one sleep paralysis demon slayed

14.01.2026 02:42 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You know those flashbacks in The Handmaid's Tale of the "just before" times where you yell at the screen for them to GTFO?

12.01.2026 03:19 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

That’s actually the party platform. So, you’re welcome.

12.01.2026 03:47 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

and maybe Greenland TBD

09.01.2026 01:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

✨ manifesting the thing ✨

09.01.2026 01:20 👍 10 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 1

in every conflict

09.01.2026 01:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

this is a deep cut and I’m here for it

23.11.2025 05:16 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

the times they are a changin’

18.11.2025 21:13 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 4 📌 0

- St Paul

18.11.2025 02:10 👍 96 🔁 21 💬 0 📌 1

listen i am fully aware that this is neither the time nor the place, but this is one of his funnier bits in a while

18.11.2025 03:09 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

no dissents

10.11.2025 14:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

so glad we protected the norms and traditions of our beloved democracy for…*checks notes…fuck all.

10.11.2025 14:38 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

firmly believe that is exactly what has them scared.

10.11.2025 14:32 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

the filibuster - specifically the virtual filibuster - ties in with the "ah shit this is affecting vacation plans" bit

so long as the virtual filibuster remains, the actual work they have to do is minimum. not only do they not have to take any hard votes, they don't have to talk for hours either.

10.11.2025 02:48 👍 122 🔁 8 💬 2 📌 0

i suspect there’s some truth to this and also why we should be EXTREMELY skeptical that senate dems as currently constituted would ditch the filibuster should they ever have a trifecta again

10.11.2025 02:43 👍 1510 🔁 184 💬 38 📌 8

we should be more grateful that they’re upholding the norms and traditions of democracy- obviously

10.11.2025 02:48 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

very much looking like this was a coordinated move

10.11.2025 02:45 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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seeing so many people posting that they can’t believe democrats would blow the lead with trump and co on the ropes after tuesday and all i can say is

10.11.2025 02:40 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

no amount of state propaganda will ever convince me this man is my enemy

09.11.2025 15:05 👍 16816 🔁 3220 💬 240 📌 57

that sweet baby ray’s is a paid actor

09.11.2025 18:27 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0