brian

leslie and philips, the only ottawa charge players

hahaha eat shit vancouver

if you ever feel like you’re not good enough at your job just remember that pwhl refs exist

give philips a nuke at this point

hahahahahahaha

thomas chabot is the captain of the ottawa senators in my heart

i feel so powerful rn

there is now one (1) ontario team with their own first round pick this year

sorry this was supposed to be a scheduled post, trying to delete

congrats to the ottawa senators for selecting the best player of the first round

sens are cursed

can someone ask brady tkachuk how he feels about this

vancouver is so bad they couldn’t score when we didn’t have a goalie in net all night

that’s gulk’s cousin

reimer starting, regret rising again

the prime stream of the sens game immediately featuring bissonnette making me regret putting this game on before it even starts

my reaction to sandersons injury is the same reaction as every season: we should’ve traded for erik karlsson when we had the chance

court dates; apparently just a suggestion!

taking half a work day off and paying $20 for parking to appear as a witness for a trial where both the accused and the arresting officer failed to show up has only hardened my acab beliefs

jordan spence haters your time to make amends has long passed

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we won the trade deadline

is he the most “no fun for anyone” player in the league?

the cover of the playstation 2 version of the video game “espn nhl hockey” featuring a picture of jeremy roenick as the cover athlete

probably my strongest hockey opinion is that nhl video games peaked with this one

corey perry (busy eating directly out of a trash can) was unavailable for comment regarding his recent trade

none of these players are real btw

a timmy ache is when habs fans complain about stützle diving

sources tell me that brian is acquiring a gigantic cinnamon roll in exchange for some loonies he found in his work desk