Alexis

Stomach hurts again 🥴😩

The way my homegirl was at that concert and deadass did not mention this is so funny and telling about how bad Eminem has flopped lmfao

Ladies & gentleman, the DJ just threw up on the dance floor 😔

january: “this is going to be my year!”

me in may:

Babymamad so hard we’re getting confused as siblings 😭

“No, he just has a type” 😂😂😂

This is the only energy I’ll accept tbh

🔥

I haven’t started it yet but this has me geeked

Pisses me offfffffff

Honestly I can sus out a performative bush pretty quickly too..

I can always tell when a man has a performative mustache.

I love tagging my boss into a convo after someone unnecessarily ignores me lmfaooooooooooo.

She’s 10x meaner, good luck bud.

Should I go with the flow for a normal casual intake or jump right to the chase re. my month long crashout… 😂

I meet with my new therapist for the first time today! 👯

Pls someone send me a halfway decent playlist to bump today

Is it ever that serious?

These birds are 1/4 of my personality

Whachu got for love spells, I’m not ready to cord cut yet lmao

Brb hiring an Etsy witch

yall cant even stop measles how y'all gonna stop transsexuals 🤣🤣🤣

I’m in @wafflehousehoe.bsky.social house and she doesn’t even know it lol

Wyd in there 😭😂

To a T 😂

M: Why do they call it funder if it’s not fun???
O: … do you mean THUNDER?”

Bc it’s the worst

Mental state so goofy that I’m out here fuckin’ JOURNALING

Born to be a ruthless avoidant.
Forced to be the absolute fucking worst at letting go.

This was me working out this morning

I h8 today lol