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how does this make you feel white boy

honey it is time for your urethral scouring

i am constantly elevated on this platform

sup blue people. i wrote this
apocalypse-confidential.com/2023/12/12/i...

decorum goes out the window when there are no group chats to hide in

forgot about blue sky. whats going on here

NEWSFLASH:

if you don't have a big ol wet pile of sloppy shit between your ears you will understand that the zionist project is predicated on not caring about palestinian life, so you cannot in fact be pro israel and have a conscience of any kind. being pro israel is being pro genocide. simple as

fucking the magi for gifts

giant tusked man (evolved from elephants) living under my floorboards just woke up bc of the fema alert but i told him it's not yet time. he said ok you get one last shot at living life to the fullest then went back underground

what's he blushing about

shoujo eyed bull from the aja'ib al-makhluqat

california demon

i just got behind the wheel for the first time in seven years and immediately hit and killed young sheldon. i don't know if it was him or the actor who plays him. i'm so sorry

types of people who exist "offline":
- anti-woke
- pro-woke
- literally every type of person imaginable
- who gives a shit

i'm willing to bet that at the intersection of eproctophilia and numerology lies a kind of transcendence

was james joyce an angel numbers guy

you stole fizzy lifting drinks. i'm going to cry. what the hell

accidentally walked into the locker room for chitinous guys and they were all molting together

finally the weekend

ghoul in the pool

[seeing a vaguely hot guy gardening] he is embodying the primordial wild man, lord of the forest and plain, the ancient ancestor born of clay, a true son of the earth, body bristling with hair like moss and glistening wet with dew, muscles rippling with every furrow of the soil, fragrant with life,

grim from dickace

they call me the michael jordan of carbon monoxide poisoning

i am collecting in my pouch the various evil figures of american public life

hunger biden