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Remember when John McCain called him an idiot lol

Oh my god it’s only tuesday

everyone involved in this embarrassment should be banned from using the internet forever.

Cannot STAND the way this dweeb talks. Possibly the biggest phony in the entire administration.

tf is a mortgage

I had a couple of hellish years where I worked nights thurs - mon. I’d go hard at brunch alone on tuesday mornings and I’m sure people thought I was out of control lol

People are saying this was written by AI but to me it seems like it was written in a different language and then DoD used google translate without proofreading.

please accept my sincerest oopsie daises

a man wearing a black shirt and suspenders smiles in front of a stack of boxes Alt: a man wearing a black shirt and suspenders smiles in front of a stack of boxes. Matthew machonuhgheyie from interstellar smiling then crying in his spaceship

made an appointment and was the only person in my college passport office… I asked to take it again and they said that wasn’t allowed.

“His first name is a tribute to two of his paternal uncles, Mark and Wayne; his mother put both names on his birth certificate, intending to later shorten his name to one of the two, but ultimately never did.”

game time decisions are tough. if only there were a way to use both in a not weird way🤔

Corey Lewandowski better keep that same mile high blankie white knight energy with Markwayne

I think they do it so that they don’t have to stop scrolling while having the phone convo.

The only person strong enough to hold you back is you

Encanto or Wall-E are my go to movies when I’m sick.

Photo of the blood moon eclipse

Finally a benefit from insomnia

We must ban polar bear fighting in schools! For the sake of the children!

Object permanence also baffling to the senator

HAYES: The US is choosing the date of engagement. We decided when we launched

GALLEGO: We actually don't know that. It seems like we may have actually launched at time that was pushed by Israel, because if there was proper planning you would've hardened these positions

"No stupid rules of engagement"

The mopes who think they like war without rules are the first to cry foul when that world visits them, when they cannot cap the chaos they once unleashed. Every fool thinks they want this right up until they get it.

10/10

increasing convenience until all meaning is lost

Performance punishment even before getting the job.

Just this week:

- Administration is caught hiding evidence Trump sexually assaulted a 13 year old

- Pentagon demands AI companies allow it to use AI for mass surveillance and killer robots

- Trump launches unconstitutional war against Iran

- Pro-Trump oligarch buys CNN

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

you’re full of shit and stupid and wrong and bad at your job and should stfu and resign

Trump and Netanyahu began a war by massacring little girls—which tracks.

ok time to go to bed inside the nexus of evil

I love the deep breath you can take to relax into Friday night. The next thing is Saturday morning, which is the best.
You can just beeeeeeeeee.

I like that his hat makes it seem like his empty skull is the gulf of America

leg day in hiking boots and jeans is actually psychotic. impeachable behavior.

I love when Britain does some elections because all of a sudden my freakish friends are posting incomprehensible shit about Jeoff Mountlarry standing for the Byford and Dolphin