Fruitsniffer 🍓🖤

Got to see turtles today, so it was a pretty decent day.

happy birth, Mr. Mallow!

White strawberries are kinda gross. 💀

Bu that makes it a chore and I can’t just…

…you know? I need ease of use.

I’ve stopped buying snacks and now only buy cucumbers.

This was entirely my own decision, but it still pisses me off when the only treats I have after a long day are these fucking green dildos.

Just had a conversation in Japanese about visas, rent, and how much Austrians know about Trump.

Maybe I’m actually getting better at this.

someone had to do it

What the hell, kida?!?!?! Such a cute design! 😭

Cult of the Lamb [Official] - Start a Cult Written and produced by River Boy Play Cult of the Lamb everywhere https://massivemonster.co/games/cult-of-the-lamb/ Listen…

I haven't touched Cult of the Lamb in almost two years, but the soundtrack randomly popping up on Spotify is making me want to revisit it.

Such a masterpiece.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXXy...

I went to Taco Bell once 20 years ago while visiting the US and haven’t been back since.
There are a couple locations in Tokyo and I think it’s time to treat myself to some underwhelming tacos.

I was super excited to do the Shimanami Kaido this spring but with life happening and finals approaching, I simply haven't had the time to plan anything.

It hurts my soul but I might stay in Tokyo instead and do some casual day trips instead to avoid burning out.

Second time someone in Japan has randomly asked if I’m German.
My face apparently screams “ICH SPRECHE DEUTSCH.”

Not complaining. Always fun to have some multilingual banter.

桜咲く
暖かい風
新たな日

#dailyJP

I have too many bird mutuals getting bold enough to shit on me.

I somehow knew you had something to do with it!

Got pooped on by a bird today but got to see cherry blossoms, so it’s all good 👌

the perfect model 😭

hi!

Thrifted a hoodie for 105 yen today. That's not even 60c. This might be the cheapest piece of clothing I've ever bought!

I was ready to talk shit about FamilyMart's limited edition cheese Famichiki, but it's actually insane. Now I'm just sad that it'll get replaced by some sakura bullshit in two weeks...

A fabricated statement from Nintendo of America's Twitter account addressing a fictitious scenario in which the Earth's oxygen supply is presumed to be depleting at a rapid pace, leaving humanity with mere days to live. "This is Miyamoto. On behalf of everyone who is employed at Nintendo Co. LTD and its subsidiaries, we deeply mourn the countless human lives which will be lost due to the depletion of the global oxygen supply. To anyone who has ever played one of our games, we are eternally grateful to have created long-lasting fun and memories for you. To ease the suffering of families and children across the world, the Mario Kart World game for the Nintendo Switch 2 system will be available as a free download on Nintendo eShop for the foreseeable future. We hope this small gesture of kindness will ease the pain as humanity prepares for a worst-case scenario." The statement is distastefully plastered with logos for Nintendo and Nintendo Switch 2, as well as with a render of Mario from Mario Kart World.

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. John Default Profile Picture: "No one read this statement and thought it was distasteful? Why did Miyamoto think this would help anyone?" NintenDeen: "Simple: Nintendo is so depraved that they'd exploit a global crisis to boost the player count of the failed Mario Kart World and force consumers back into the Switch 2 ecosystem to boost sales and player numbers."

A fabricated Twitter thread responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. PlayStation Nation: "What the fuck are you doing falsely advertising sales during these trying times? I went to the website and Mario Kart World is still selling for $80 USD." Kremling Kevin: "If you actually read the statement, it clearly says the discount is available on Nintendo eShop. Meaning the application on the Switch 2 itself, not the web browser version." PlayStation Nation: "Point still stands."

A fabricated Tweet responding to the fabricated Nintendo statement. Isaboner: "Nothing for Switch 1 owners?"

Had a dream that there was global panic about the world running out of oxygen, Nintendo was the only video game company to make a statement about it, and the internet collectively spent its final hours on Earth debating whether Nintendo was being genuine or not

I’m not collecting Joyce L. Brisley. I’m collecting readable Japanese. 😅

Today’s haul. At least they’re children’s books, so I might be able to read them.

Help, I can't stop buying Japanese books for 100 Yen and I can't even read them.

whaaaaa- I love both of your streams so I'm super excited for this. will definitely try to be there!!

It's been super fun watching the new Japan channel grow but I'm already dreading the day it overtakes my "main" channel that's been on life support for six months.

I’ve mostly been reading self-help books these recent years and wanna branch out more, so I’m happy to read anything!

Next book I was eyeing would be “Convenience Store Woman” though.

I’m not sure who’d be interested, but I have some people I could ask. :)

We can chat on Discord, if you want.

Happy birth, Schlen! 🎉

VTuber book club when? 👀