you know what's frustrating? applying to a job, knowing you'd be a solid candidate but hearing nothing back. and then you see the job still posted months later. you could have hired me forever ago and had that spot filled and i would be AMAZING but your bullshit AI filters can't figure that out.

is Substack just Xanga for 2025????

this week i learned Steve Aoki's dad invented Benihana. this family really loves throwing food at people.

how come my dog thinks he can fight a raccoon but he's scared of his own butthole when he farts??

watching Big Little Lies for the first time. LOL at them casually driving down to Bixby Bridge in the middle of the day ???

adopt me?

haha for sure.

I'm just saying if i have to sacrifice my body and health i want compensation.

i think men don't see the labor (pun intended) of pregnancy as something WORTH money. curious if a price tag would make it click..

love watching people pull a 16 point turn when there's a round about 300 ft away

what if when a man opposes a woman getting an abortion for moral reasons - he has to pay the going rate for a surrogate ($80-150k depending on location) + medical expenses and gets immediate sole custody of the baby. curious who's opinions would change.. 🤔

I feel like if you've been impeached once you shouldn't be allowed to run again??? Like ????