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Fantasy nerd. Writer of things. Floor-slapper.

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Soft Launching the Fantasy Cares March Madness Bracket Challenges!

Donate to this campaign, get into both our Men's and Women's bracket pools.

Play against @andybehrens and THE Iain Fish!

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$10 to play in both

Prizes: Signed memorabilia and Funko POPs

09.03.2026 21:55 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I guess when a team can bid against itself for Daniel Jones, they gotta do it. But Malik Willis to Indy might have been so fun (and was never gonna happen).

09.03.2026 17:22 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

THIS is simply an incredible contribution to Chicago sports history. So much respect for DJ. 🫑

05.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 16 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
Preview
a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there ALT: a man in a blue shirt is saying i want you to get the word out there

The main podcast is *BACK* with @andybehrens.bsky.social -- we will preview all the skill-position names you need to know who might be on the move for free agency next week.

Very fun show!
(link is πŸ‘‡)

05.03.2026 16:22 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

πŸ₯Ή

05.03.2026 01:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I first saw Rigged By Rhinos back in 2008, before they got big.

04.03.2026 13:35 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, look, Biden left us a real mess with respect to confectionery peanut butter. We might be dealing with these Biden Tagalongs deep into 2027.

04.03.2026 01:56 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

LOL, you know him well! I chose to not invite the conversation.

02.03.2026 21:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A very good and thorough Brian Thomas discussion, imo, which also veered into Parker Washington and Liam Coen discussion.

Chris and I basically arrived at the same conclusion on Thomas via different paths. Give it a listen!

02.03.2026 17:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Need to find some benefactor who will allow a combination of beers + tacos totaling 48. Easy work.

27.02.2026 13:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A very good listen imo! Danny has an incredible story…

23.02.2026 16:04 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
empty shelves where chickpeas should be!

empty shelves where chickpeas should be!

Live look at the chickpea aisle after Sunday's mad rush.

23.02.2026 12:57 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Go Dawgs.

Go Dawgs.

I know the face of a man who regrets a great many draft decisions, and this is it.

21.02.2026 23:57 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YIKES

20.02.2026 22:28 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

replacing the milk chocolate with red meat and a light glaze of roundup.

20.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 25 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0
MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

MILAN, ITALY - FEBRUARY 19: (EDITOR'S NOTE: Image was captured using a remote camera positioned above the field of play.) Megan Keller #5 of Team United States scores the game winning goal in overtime against Claire Thompson #42 and Ann-Renee Desbiens #35 of Team Canada to win the gold medal during the Women's Gold Medal match between the United States and Canada on day 13 of the Milano Cortina 2026 Winter Olympic games at Milano Santagiulia Ice Hockey Arena on February 19, 2026 in Milan, Italy. (Photo by Jared C. Tilton/Getty Images)

put it in the Louvre

19.02.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 4035 πŸ” 1046 πŸ’¬ 56 πŸ“Œ 106

I am simply not built to watch 3v3 OT hockey. Five more minutes might have ended me. That was crazy.

19.02.2026 21:05 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, @dennycarter.bsky.social is wrong pretty routinely, but he might just be onto something with this β€œofficial app of sports”business.

19.02.2026 21:01 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 2

Just a filthy goal, my God.

19.02.2026 20:57 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

PSYCHO KELLER

QU'EST-CE QUE C'EST

19.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 63 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

That. Was. Madness.

(Also poetry.)

19.02.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This pace is TERRIFYING.

19.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hilary MFing Knight, man. OMG.

19.02.2026 20:30 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why are the far-left radicals so anti-plant?

19.02.2026 17:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Next time, gotta call zero blitz and dictate the outcome.

19.02.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
GGWSS logo plus the Peterson sisters, Mark Callan, Haribo candy & Emily from World Curling

GGWSS logo plus the Peterson sisters, Mark Callan, Haribo candy & Emily from World Curling

A Curling 101 lessonβ€”hog lines, buttons & β€œrocking the ice”—and hear from the Peterson sisters.

Then: Poles, pockets & rock journals! You sent us on missions & we did reporting to get you the answers you’re looking for.

Plus, thoughts on women’s hockey coverage.

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/g...

18.02.2026 15:05 πŸ‘ 44 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

This year, on principle, I have decided to not rank any player who has golfed.

19.02.2026 15:30 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

New last-place fantasy punishment just dropped!

19.02.2026 15:21 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

NBC ran a piece where Mary Carrillo went to Norway to find out why they're so good at the Winter Olympics and i was yelling BECAUSE IT'S COLD THERE

then she went to a little tiny ski jump for kids and was like "it's free, equipment is provided, & they don't emphasize results"

and i was like.
oh!

19.02.2026 15:09 πŸ‘ 11574 πŸ” 1765 πŸ’¬ 166 πŸ“Œ 158

The sweeping today is πŸ”₯

19.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0