Aaron Mood

Big jugs of moonshine really had a hold on XXX until strip clubs came along.

The first tissues and the last tissues of a box are the worst to pull out.

Nintendo’s lore can be confusing. We know Donkey Kong Bananza’s timeline has frustrated and hurt countless fans. We’re here to help.

Hank, they turned me into a pickle. I'm pickle daaaaaale.

Aura sounds like a word invented for New Zealanders to say.

How come Beavis has a wikipedia page and Butthead doesn't?

Red velvet cake is the pink lemonade of the cake world.

Barbeque sauce is the root beer of condiments.

I don't think I've ever intentionally washed my eyelids. Should I be cleaning them?

Scam message posing as Zelensky to solicit crypto donations.

I knew times were hard over there, but if Zelensky's having to beg for crypto through Soulseek chat things must not be looking good.

If England reversed the tea tax, I don't think Americans would go back. Seems like the moment has passed and it'd just be awkward.

I've played both. It doesn't.

(It's still pretty good though)

Product idea. Floss for right before seeing the dentist. Two feet long and red colored. Comes in a two pack.

Did any class presidents get soda in the water fountains, or was that just cap.

My doctor had me take a mega dose of laxative to purge my bowels, and now it feels like all crime is legal in my gut for 24 hours.

I was getting tired of opinions today, so your lack of thoughts or beliefs is refreshing.

It's been nice getting to see your wrestling posts again now that I'm on blue sky. Missed seeing them on Twitter.

Thinking about the time when I was 6 and my Dad got obsessed with the Inspector Gadget McDonald's toys that combined together.

He built two of them and hid them away in the attic so we couldn't destroy them.

*Rushes to find out what All Ladies Do It is*

The duality of man.

Gilmore, Gossip, Golden. I don't know who any of these girls are and at this point I'm too afraid to ask.

Very swag

What belt you got back there?

Can't comment on WWE. But using a VPN plus Fite for AEW is cheap and a great experience. Should be a guide on Reddit about it if you're interested.