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@uselesscryptid

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chris fleming should play the grinch but in real life around christmas

13.03.2026 00:26 πŸ‘ 159 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

The bar for landlords is in HELL, ladies and gentlemen

05.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

All of my group chats are responding to Homan’s announcement by asking everyone to double down because:

1. ICE is still out there and abducting people today. We can’t trust the occupation is over until we actually see it.

2. People are going to be in an economic crisis for a very long time.

12.02.2026 15:56 πŸ‘ 1967 πŸ” 639 πŸ’¬ 19 πŸ“Œ 16

if two people are already restraining someone physically while spraying their face with pepper spray, that is torture, plain and simple. no debate to be had about it

21.01.2026 22:07 πŸ‘ 2424 πŸ” 406 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 4
Bolvino with green gas

Bolvino with green gas

Green gas in Minneapolis

Green gas in Minneapolis

Agents in Minneapolis

Agents in Minneapolis

Weapons left by ice

Weapons left by ice

Welcome to Minneapolis. Our neighbors have witnessed too many war crimes at this point. Federal agents even left weapons on the ground.

21.01.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 725 πŸ” 295 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 27
Several agents hold a person down and sprays them with pepper spray.

Several agents hold a person down and sprays them with pepper spray.

An observer arrested in Suth Minneapolis. Photo by Richard Tsong-Taatarii/The Minnesota Star Tribune

21.01.2026 21:18 πŸ‘ 8688 πŸ” 5001 πŸ’¬ 848 πŸ“Œ 1561
a screenshot of the users Venmo QR code. it shows their account is @Foul_Harbor and the icon is a silly cat.

a screenshot of the users Venmo QR code. it shows their account is @Foul_Harbor and the icon is a silly cat.

a screenshot of the users venmo, of an outgoing 50.00 payment.

a screenshot of the users venmo, of an outgoing 50.00 payment.

πŸ‘‹πŸŒž I'm helping fundraise for my friend, who is providing food, gas and necessities to support five immigrant families in NE minneapolis.

you can venmo me @Foul_Harbor, i will post receipts of all funds transferred to them.

I started them off with a $50 donation, anyone interested in matching me?

20.01.2026 18:31 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 16 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 3

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

26.12.2025 15:39 πŸ‘ 5602 πŸ” 1574 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 23
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modesty laws prevented showing even one lousy frame of John Waters' PINK FLAMINGOS (1972) in the trailer, so the only footage in it is of people reacting to a screening they just came out of. every single type of extant queer person is contained in the specific sequences I have selected here

28.12.2025 22:09 πŸ‘ 2623 πŸ” 880 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 59
David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says β€œOkay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

David Lynch in the filming set speaking in the megaphone. He says β€œOkay, let's try that again, but this time good.”

Here’s to 2026

27.12.2025 11:34 πŸ‘ 12079 πŸ” 4671 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 48

can't believe I have to get on my imaginary soapbox in the year of our lord 2025 and defend the Grinch Who Stole Christmas (2000)

02.12.2025 21:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Looking for past Garfield Macy's balloons. Found a new reaction image

27.11.2025 18:36 πŸ‘ 9420 πŸ” 2207 πŸ’¬ 62 πŸ“Œ 65

Sometimes God gives you a bowl of extremely spicy salsa that looks like soup, and you just have to deal with the consequences of your actions.

25.11.2025 23:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A small black and white comic. The comic shows me in four stages. 

At the beginning I am lurched over in my office chair, prepared to work hard. A speech bubble says: 'Okay. Time to lock in and-.' My cat's head is peeking up from around my lap.

In the second part, my cat has started to crawl into my space. I look down at her, but am still distractedly saying: 'Time to lock-'

In the third part my cat is starting to make herself comfortable on my chest, where she likes to be. I am succumbing, looking off in the distance saying: 'To-'

By the fourth section, I have fully surrendered. She is sleeping on chest. It's all over.

A small black and white comic. The comic shows me in four stages. At the beginning I am lurched over in my office chair, prepared to work hard. A speech bubble says: 'Okay. Time to lock in and-.' My cat's head is peeking up from around my lap. In the second part, my cat has started to crawl into my space. I look down at her, but am still distractedly saying: 'Time to lock-' In the third part my cat is starting to make herself comfortable on my chest, where she likes to be. I am succumbing, looking off in the distance saying: 'To-' By the fourth section, I have fully surrendered. She is sleeping on chest. It's all over.

12.11.2025 19:58 πŸ‘ 6822 πŸ” 1836 πŸ’¬ 50 πŸ“Œ 37
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a man standing on top of a rocky hill holding a camera ALT: a man standing on top of a rocky hill holding a camera

FUCK YEAH WE LOVE DANGER DAYS IN THIS HOUSE

11.11.2025 01:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

gonna start a podcast where i just sigh a lot

10.11.2025 23:22 πŸ‘ 467 πŸ” 117 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 6

Still trying to figure out how I survived two and a half years of art school because what the fuck even was that

21.10.2025 23:15 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

edited comic panel. Batman is breaking a lump-with-handle cow tool over his knee and saying "this is the tool of the cow. we do not understand it. we will not use it."

it's not FOR us

10.10.2025 13:02 πŸ‘ 15770 πŸ” 4224 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 40

A 3-person groupchat can be deeply healing space OR pose questions like β€œWhat would happen if we all collectively got into hard drugs?”

And I think that’s beautiful.

19.08.2025 03:31 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Washington Post: β€œIs fascism bad? The answer may surprise you”

Teen Vogue: β€œHere are three fun tips you can use this summer to disable an armored personnel carrier”

06.08.2025 12:28 πŸ‘ 26594 πŸ” 6834 πŸ’¬ 171 πŸ“Œ 168
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testimonials

16.07.2025 20:46 πŸ‘ 207 πŸ” 32 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

got the gang sitting in silence around an unlit fire pit as elliott smith’s independence day plays on repeat

05.07.2025 00:22 πŸ‘ 380 πŸ” 30 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 4
Screencap of the show β€œit’s always sunny in Philadelphia” with the character Frank, played by Danny devito saying, β€œYou would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American.”

Screencap of the show β€œit’s always sunny in Philadelphia” with the character Frank, played by Danny devito saying, β€œYou would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American.”

04.07.2025 21:11 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
22.06.2025 03:37 πŸ‘ 23700 πŸ” 8766 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 115

i need to watch zeta gundam immediately omg

13.06.2025 15:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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If I had a nickel for every time I was attended to in a medical capacity by someone named Beth, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

09.06.2025 19:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

no fucking joke, I'm going to morph into my most powerful form when I see my chem in august

06.06.2025 22:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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GKIDS is proud to announce we'll be bringing a new 4K remaster of Hideaki Anno and Shinji Higuchi's SHIN GODZILLA to North American theatres starting August 14! πŸ’₯

brnw.ch/21wT5Ox

02.06.2025 16:00 πŸ‘ 954 πŸ” 380 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 152