Rufus M. Grapefruit

a parallel DreamWorks movie just called NUTS

are you saying that the bot insists everything is governed by maritime law? have we achieved sov cit AI?

oh god it absolutely would scrape those pages

the original bad bunny, Bunnicula

ready for the halftime show

My middle-school vice principal had a secretary named Candy Hancock. soooo

I keep a little pack of lox in my fridge so that if I ever can't find him, I can just go open that pack and wait.

roll tawhid

"wearing" may be accurate but that doesn't mean I like it

Detroit Tigers legend Al Kaline

as a cat owner: no, you wouldn't

wordperfect forever

I lost to the men's rights Google guy in 2002!

shoulda bought a pinto beans plant

all my furniture just started moving

can't do that with a slug farm, that's for sure

I hope the bear in the pic gets him

a Jeopardy contestant's (correct) FJ answer of "What Chernobyl"

the official position of the USSR for about a day and a half in April 1986

Calvin denying his involvement in the Noodle Incident to a bemused Hobbes

it wasn't the first, and it won't be the last

Phil Jones does get his head to the ball, we'll give him that much

Phil Jones's face on Ground

success

this skeet was next to one about dog autism on my feed somehow

beelzebubu

three of 'em tbh

there'll be a cat guy too

the shadow over dilmouth

inside you there are two wolves. and two goats and two cabbages. you must

there's an elephant at the end of the tunnel. like actually

(even more pedantic): Well, Rub̈ola.

a cat, advertised as having "power beyond belief"

seems about right

never seen it

unironically love it. a silly little movie that is not trying to be anything other than a silly little movie