🔩Joan

probably one of those platinum black credit cards they only give you if you run a company

i watched mad men and idk i don’t think they’re that mad they mostly seem drunk and filled with ennui. i guess Drunk Ennui Men is less cool of a title

i’m starting to think this really might be it

listening to “Heaven” by Warrant for the first time in like 15 years on a whim. it’s bad

if there’s a non-chain sandwich shop you haven’t tried, try it. sometimes a random hot hoagie hits really really good

first game since postal 2 to have a dedicated Whip It Out button

the important thing to remember is that if dems had tried to stop anything, they would be responsible for the may terrorist attacks that would immediately befall this great nation

I too could Take A Frog Monster with PrEP

both want to play nice with each other by foremost not being trump but that’s literally all the newsom party stands for so their platform is literally “can we please go back to how it was in 2015” where the pritzker wing is more interested in actually leading the country in a new direction

the advantage of the former is they conveniently don’t have to change strategy or speak out against the constant vise-twisting against trans people, protecting their donor lifelines. Advantage of the latter is that it’s not openly cowardly and will draw in leftists who will not vote for the former

establishment democrats are paralyzed because they are torn between a (newsom)faction that truly believes if they abandon trans rights they can win everywhere and a faction that is uneasy about trans conversations but recognizes ground cannot be ceded to conservatives by abandoning anyone (pritzker)

ahhh okay yeah why not blow up the whole country then

Every time I see someone criticize a horror movie protagonist for not being combat savvy under existential threat (THEY DROPPED THE GUN DUH) I wanna be like we know, Marky Mark. You'd have stopped 9/11.

Fucking CinemaSins ass shit.

does hezbollah control lebanon or are they just nebulously “supported” by that government by virtue of being arabs

like genuinely i will sell all my shit, buy climbing gear, and trek up the cascades past the RCMP until i find a town in BC that doesn’t want to hate crime me

i love extremely grumpy men mad at everything who are at the doctor’s office complaining about everything in sight. bro if you don’t like everything so much why not stop going to the doctor so you can be dead

i started FFX remastered last week at the behest of a partner and I like it quite a lot though like many people of my generation every time Wakka talk I’m like “That’s Bender. Bender is my Blitzball buddy”

if we go boots on ground in iran i’m getting out of this country at all costs

the only real hate i have for “maxxing” is that min-maxxing seems not worth using as a term now

“I simply would have stabbed Michael Meyers repeatedly until confirming his death after he fell to the ground instead of throwing the knife away”

your pants would be full of piss and shit and you would have been killed much earlier than laurie strode

mostly being an eastern pnw state thing was the first red flag tbh, they’re very clearly aimed at Middle America even if some do exist nearer to the coast and their style cements their normie-ness

the first one i ever saw was in Ellensburg WA and afaik they’re quite popular on the east side of both washington and oregon, but then again they are more prominent the smaller the city, I’m on I-5 in oregon and the one we have is surrounded by target and walmart so it’s quite avoidable

i feel like there used to be a variety of white women that was a lot less narrow than it is currently. Past age 35 there are like 4 types of white women total and 2 of them are The Worst

you can really tell their model was wal-mart’s “what other choice do you have” strategy

i have played tic tac toe on two different women’s backs using my nails. which isn’t a lot but…wait that is kinda a lot for that sort of activity. how many times have you done that shit? not enough i bet

idk why but the wires trailing out of the back of its head keep making me laugh

The goose from Untitled Goose Game in Seyda Neen with a knife held in its beak

it's a lovely morning in seyda neen, and you are a horrible goose

Suffragette With A Chopper is my favorite Riot Grrl album

we tried to stop them from saying the r-slur so a thousand years of encroaching darkness it is

generally i would find it gauche to hope someone relapses because of surgery recovery meds but like