Will Colding

I have not but now I have homework

Almost slipped on a literal banana peel

It’s fuckin beautiful out today. Small victories

Is this a good premise guys

Marcelo Mastroianni in La Dolce Vita if he was in The Cars: I Guess You’re Just Wet Anita

MLive.com headline: Jeff Daniels' weird sandwich goes viral

30,000+ infected

if they were courageous they would quit. there's nothing brave about killing kids at the whim of an irrational old pedophile

The eggheads over at Capcom are making the nicest hair and the most upsetting mouths you’ve ever seen

I’m so glad that you can turn on any tv show and see Lisa Gilroy on it now

$20 for a GBA game is a hard sell though, that shit will run in a browser

Based on a recent exchange with someone not even that much younger than me I think there is a perception that it is really complicated and emulating games doesn’t even occur to people as a worthwhile option

the eternal battle between not wanting to be completely destroyed by decongestants and needing to breathe

anyway i made a patched version of 2xko that doesn't require vanguard for archival reasons, can't connect to servers (obviously) but it also allows modding so there's the potential to reimplement online for when the game inevitably sunsets

a man with a beard is wearing a military uniform and has a badge on his chest Alt: Stephen McKinley Henderson as Thufir Hawat in Dune (2021). He rolls his eyes back as he calculates something

Me reading 16 uninterrupted digits

Providing phone or credit card numbers with no spaces or dashes or anything is crazy

ICE should not exist, and people that vote for Democrats want it abolished! What political calculus is left?

Wrong, motherfucker

I know “gamers” have a well-earned reputation for antisocial behavior but goddamn it would be nice if people could:

A. Report bugs with my mod in a timely and detailed manner
B. Not do it with so much fucking attitude

This is unconscionable. Evil.

But it happened in May 2023, when Biden was president.

So no, we don’t “reform immigration detention,” we destroy ICE, CBP, and DHS. We can’t reform this soul sickness.

when they try to shame you for not voting Dem, remember that their response to the murder of a child was to meekly call for mild reforms

What about a child's right to not die of a preventable disease just because they had the misfortune to be born into a family of morons?

5 years from now when someone shows up to a job interview with Oakley Gascans and a gap in their resume around 2025-2026

The issue with ICE is not training, the issue with ICE is that it fundamentally should not exist. The violence is the purpose

This whole thing is mealy horseshit but "we have to live with each other" is downright incoherent when the dispute is whether murder in pursuit of mass-kidnappings to ethnically cleanse the country is bad or not.

Never show me a “Baby Waluigi”

margot the dog as a puppy leaping off a step. it's ridiculous (complementary) she's flying, superman pose, her ears are straight up and her tail is out and her mouth is open

day 2 of posting margot photos from the archives until morale improves

Funny game

But who am I kidding this country is fucking cooked

Stop reflexively thanking people for their service. Stop telling young people that entering the armed forces is not only a means to an end but a noble pursuit

I knew as a teenager that “just following orders” was not an adequate justification. I think we as a country, particularly those who count themselves among the left, need to be frank about what “military service” is and stop romanticizing it