Jeneralissima

An erotic short story in three acts

I will think about this at least weekly for the rest of my life 😂😂😂😂

Venmo me $5 and I'll send you the same pic but with the flash on

what kinda nerd-ass name is Debt Collector, stop calling me stalker!!!

Oh you like my eyes?

I’m a donor so maybe you’ll get them when I die

- Me, flirting

WHAT: Thom Browne (couture, fall 2024)

OCCASIONS: jigsaw puzzling or Victorian ghosting or finding yourself in a bedroom with this cute but disconcerting yellow floral wallpaper…wait, is it moving?

IF IT WERE A SCENT: just applied wax seal

EMOTIONAL RANGE: bereft/cheeky

#MJMfashionGuide

“Not just exquisite tailoring, clothing that’s ABOUT exquisite tailoring,” I whisper to myself as I walk down the sidewalk.

Wow golf playoffs have really changed.

I really should have rewatched S1 of House of the Dragon first. 😵‍💫

But at least they stop panic attacks, supposedly 😂

(The Welsh guy and Jamie Tartt)

Finally started Ted Lasso S3 bc I’m burnt out on SVU and dang there’s some bad accents on there (I can even tell as an American).

A British show I watch just had an American character say “I grew up on a council estate” and “you are a posh public schoolboy.”

In a pasta emergency I bought Ragu at a gas station…my kids said it’s the best spaghetti I’ve ever made. 😭

Life hack for women over 40? Try a machete.

A couple of weeks ago, my therapist and I spent 20min talking about Olivia Benson. That’s like $75 but it was worth it.

SVU Season 15 is simply unbelievable. Absolutely perfect.

This is the maddest I’ve ever been.

SVU is my Battlestar Galactica.

…which I’ve never actually seen. I’m just deep into IMDB.

I am seriously floored on the famous actors on SVU. Is this the American The Bill?!?!!!

I hated Amanda at first but now I like her. Not as much as Olivia tho.

IT SUCKS YOU IN 😭😭😭😭😭

That honestly looks like a perfect meal.

I accidentally started watching the L&O SVU marathon (which I have never seen because it looked so stupid) when it came on after soccer and, well, 4 hours later…

I only use pet names in moments of frustration and/or emphasis

I pretended to be dead to see what my cat would do and she immediately bit off one of my earlobes.

📸: ME, professional sky photographer