That Guy Mike

What monster is putting cheese on apple pie?

Hey look its a commentary on a different kind of condition, the one where people cant recognise that not everything is supposed to appeal to them specifically.

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

Ever had one of those splinters that ended up being like an inch long wooden spike through your hand, and wonder how you didnt feel that?

All it had to be was a barebones text editor that could open obscure formats once in a while. It had just one job and somehow they fucked it up.

Wow tough choice

5 episodes into Stargate and I’ve come to the conclusion that all the SG teams higher than SG1 are the equivalent of redshirts

That makes sense. It started getting really close when I was digging up holes for gate posts. Since then it just hops around nearby whenever I’m out there

I’ve had one coming up close when I’ve been working in the driveway recently. Not sure what it’s looking for, but it gets a little closer each time

Save money on food bills and help the environment by eating a billionaire

Have a cheap and environmentally friendly holiday by throwing a billionaire into a volcano in ritualistic sacrifice

A skilled knight is in the middle of destroying you with her deadliest guitar riff 🎸🔥 Prepare your elixirs

Bard Knight 02🛡️
‘Tis a Critical Hit! 🎸

kill the imposter syndrome in you head because not only is there someone out there doing it worse than you, they're also using chat gpt to do it

Anyways.

characters from Granado Espada

A render of Ann Darrow from Peter Jackson's King Kong for the PS2 (screenshot specifically from Noodle's video about the game)

Monster Hunter Tri

whatever you call this art style - PS2 era medium-poly characters with hand-made highly detailed but also somewhat blurry textures with baked-in lighting - I absolutely love it and it makes me want to drop everything and make games

This is the cutest thing Ive ever seen, and if I didnt have didnt have the need for the space my van offers I'd 100% be getting this thing imported and the electrics modded.

We'd all be happier if we lived somewhere walkable (The Deep Space Nine space station)

Thanks Apple, for autocorrecting height to bright.

I’m pretty sure they don’t care about any risks to others in the first place. The people buying these glasses aren’t the type of people who see others as anything more than their own supporting cast

When the proc-gen environment hits the world bright limit

The Oregon Table Rock. They are bizarre lava-capped mesa's that look like tree stumps that formed about 7 million years ago from Mt. Olsen eruptions. They don't make sense, but Mama Nature has her creative moods.

Daisy the dog sulking because she didn't get some burrito because it was too spicy.

Ok so what total loser is wearing these while fucking though?

Be not afraid [Picture of a bird with a bunch of googly eyes placed around its head]

Happy Wednesday

I got a set of Gunpla torx socket wrench bits and they’re the weirdest robot parts I’ve ever seen

I’ve not done any personal art in so long and it’s really bothering me. I have like, zero drive to make any personal art anymore and it makes me sad.

A purple haired elf knight wails on her guitar,, I hope you’re ready to be destroyed 🎸🎸🎸 Prepare yourself for more of my bard warriors 😁💕

Bard Knight 01 🛡️
Dost thou shred? 🎸

What a terrible morning to be reading about world events. Excuse me while I dissociate a while

Pokepea really has me considering getting a switch 2 now. It looks freaking adorable

we need to talk

I mean growlithe just becomes a bigger growlithe, I’d like if cute puppy just becomes bigger cute puppy instead of punch ape

Nah that shits too scary for me too