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I love it when the fanbois tell us we're just envious. Yeah, Pablo Escobar owned a lot of houses and shit too.

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Nobody in the mainstream media understands, or is willing to report, the extent of the damage to oil. Even if conflict stops immediately and we enter an era of tranquility, it can't be fixed this year.

10.03.2026 22:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Why is the NASA inspector general trying to ruin the SpaceX IPO? Elon works hard to design these rockets and is even sleeping on the factory floor. He deserves to get paid.

10.03.2026 17:03 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If I had a magic wand, instead of making SpaceX/xAI/twitter employees rich through an IPO (or maybe not, that cap table is a beast), I would make them bury the children that musk starved to death through his illegal cuts to USAID and then zero them out because fuck them

10.03.2026 17:06 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

History will record as pure market manipulation. Netanyahu won't quit and Iran still controls the strait.

09.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is the actual reality. Anyone who thinks AI is a plug-in replacement for software development, compliance, security, QA and support just doesn't grasp what is involved in delivering usable, sustainable products. Appears_Intelligent

09.03.2026 17:32 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If anything, vastly understated. Human garbage projecting his worthlessness on to innocents far more valuable than he. #idiocracy #traitors #MURDERERS

09.03.2026 17:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The plot thickens. Which is all it ever does. #NoSuicideHere!

09.03.2026 15:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

someone at the pentagon frantically typing β€œClaude, open the strait of Hormuz for me, quickest possible strategy, make no mistakes.”

09.03.2026 04:33 πŸ‘ 7951 πŸ” 1217 πŸ’¬ 160 πŸ“Œ 64
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the affordability and iran president

09.03.2026 03:18 πŸ‘ 631 πŸ” 97 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 3

Everyone makes mistakes. The important thing is to dwell on them until you lose the will to live

26.02.2025 04:41 πŸ‘ 1341 πŸ” 267 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 16

Well shee-it.

09.03.2026 04:29 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I see a whole lot of things that can't be fixed at the moment.

09.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

"Nothing to see here, please disperse."

09.03.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

NO NO NO YOU DON’T

GUYS LET ME PLEASE SPREAD THE GOSPEL OF FREE TAX USA

federal is free, state is $16, handles even my chaotic freelancer taxes just fine, same step-by-step β€œdesigned for normies” kind of interface as TurboTax but NOT EVIL

tell everyone you know

www.freetaxusa.com

09.03.2026 01:26 πŸ‘ 12399 πŸ” 7506 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 3
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But white people do have a homeland: the Real Time with Bill Maher writers room.

09.03.2026 01:19 πŸ‘ 598 πŸ” 45 πŸ’¬ 30 πŸ“Œ 5

Precisely correct and I wouldn't vote for him under any circumstances I can imagine. #idiocracy #traitors

08.03.2026 23:43 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox News: β€œWe regret showing outdated footage of Trump at the dignified transfer not wearing a baseball hat, thus failing to honor the fallen by informing our viewers that the hat, normally $55, is on sale at the MAGA merch store for $29.99 for a limited time only.”

08.03.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 925 πŸ” 138 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 3
08.03.2026 17:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fox viewers still have no idea Trump wore campaign merch

08.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 1296 πŸ” 259 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 12
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Exhibit #420 for the prosecution…. $tsla

08.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

If you’re a democrat in congress who goes on fox the first thing you say in response to any question should be β€œwhy did you show the wrong footage of trump saluting dead soldiers?”

08.03.2026 14:01 πŸ‘ 1642 πŸ” 270 πŸ’¬ 36 πŸ“Œ 8

This is a great example of how Fox manipulates it's viewers. Because they trust only Fox, the Fox audience is completely vulnerable to manipulation by Fox. How could they know that what they're seeing with their own eyes isn't real? They couldn't. They're seeing it happen, it's right there!

08.03.2026 15:18 πŸ‘ 1490 πŸ” 435 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 14

USUALLY presidents getting blame or taking credit for gas prices (or local crime rates, or etc etc) is dumb, because it’s a commodity whose price is set on a global market, USUALLY for reasons having little to do with the White House’s occupant. But this is 100% directly Trump’s fault.

08.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 3276 πŸ” 728 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 13

I'm no fancy political consultant, but, hey, if you're in Dem comms, you should notice that Fox News panicked over Trump wearing a cheap Trump merch baseball cap to receive the bodies of soldiers he got killed for no reason he can articulate, and you should absolutely lean into that.

08.03.2026 14:52 πŸ‘ 7171 πŸ” 1862 πŸ’¬ 124 πŸ“Œ 45

I mean beyond all of the loathsome obvious shit about allllll of this, the director of the fucking INSIDE fucking OUT movies saying β€œWe’re making a movie, not hundreds of millions of dollars of therapy" is a level of self-unawareness I can only marvel at

08.03.2026 01:04 πŸ‘ 856 πŸ” 219 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 2

German stock market didn’t make line go down until Stalingrad.

08.03.2026 13:33 πŸ‘ 306 πŸ” 23 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

This is a bs β€œapology” from Fox. They claim it was β€œinadvertent” - a lie. They aired old footage because they didn’t want to show Trump wearing his campaign hat during the ceremony. Then in this statement they STILL don’t show the correct footage of Trump. bsky.app/profile/aaro...

08.03.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 5128 πŸ” 1725 πŸ’¬ 368 πŸ“Œ 88

Sorry 1A absolutists. #NationalSuicide

08.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Reality bites. #idiocracy #traitors #MURDERERS

08.03.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Iran’s people were facing a horrible shortage of water before the war began. If we are destroying desalination plants and setting fire to Teheran we are committing unfathomable crimes.

08.03.2026 02:19 πŸ‘ 25251 πŸ” 8090 πŸ’¬ 781 πŸ“Œ 329