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He’s playing Candy Land. And he’s cheating.

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Excellent selection! ♥️🤓🍿

Don’t worry, there’s plenty more stupid where that came from.

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Make no mistake. Trump thinks having the power to send people to war is cool. He gets off on it. He’ll put boots on the ground just because he can. Human lives mean nothing to him.

I guess Trump IS the guy you vote for if your intention is to initiate an apocalypse.

Her lip filler is going to cry itself to sleep tonight.

I’m a sick old man rotting from the inside out. I’m worried I won’t get into heaven when I die. So, I’m going to create a fascist hellscape in my country and wreck its economy. Then I’ll set the world on fire. Do you like my drapes? They’re gold.

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So, we’re just starting a war in the middle east because King Piggy believes it’ll improve his party’s reelection prospects. At a time when our security and intelligence apparatus are at their weakest, we’re going to ignite “epic fury” against our country. Neat. 🫠

Shia LaBeouf blames ‘small man complex’ for alleged assaults and homophobic slurs — Guardian US Transformers film franchise star says ‘big gay people are scary’ to him in interview and he doesn’t want to go to rehab

Please excuse me while I engage in the longest, slowest eye roll in the history of eye rolls. 🙄

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Cognitive dissonance from deconstruction YouTube video by Queen Erin The 1st

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I think it’s past time for Boebert to hang up those congressional spurs and return to gun restaurant proprietorship. Today’s Republicans are good at shooting stuff and trolling the public. This governing business, not so much.

It seems like every dystopian work of fiction I’ve ever read or seen is coming true.

All of them.

At once.

It’s almost like they’re compensating for a complete lack of personality and charm. 🤔

So glad the Republicans are taking this Epstein thing seriously. 😐

Photo of Cat Stevens, a lovely gray cat with green eyes.

Many Caturday blessings

She’s making it happen, y’all.

@jasmineforus.bsky.social is activating non-voters just like she said she would.

“55% of the people that showed up on day one don’t normally vote in a primary. In fact, 20% of those voters were first-time voters.” 💥

Always a fun watch. 🍿

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Les Wexner’s attorney:

Trump is releasing the alien files YouTube video by Aaron Parnas

He’s releasing the alien files because Obama said aliens. He has got to be the most petty, insecure little man baby to have ever held office in this country.

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Yes. Daily shock that that someone so evil but also ridiculous but also pathetic could have captivated so many Americans.

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Omg I’m crying 😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭

And you want me to celebrate 250, for what? #fashion #history #royal #court #businesstips YouTube video by Pearlmania500

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Love this band’s These Boots Are Made For Walking cover. ♥️

My year at Harvard with the Epstein class YouTube video by Sim's Books

Time to eat the rich.

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