I just learned about James patterson. How did he write all that?
07.02.2026 18:13
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The only wasted paint is what's not being used
07.02.2026 16:34
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Wow I just realized that I still have a mastodon account ๐
07.02.2026 04:17
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WALL-E and I have the same favorite movie
07.02.2026 01:53
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When his favorite animal is the golden snake
06.02.2026 19:51
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I give Emma little baby kisses
05.02.2026 21:11
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Emma
05.02.2026 03:40
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I gave my ogre ear plant a shower
05.02.2026 03:39
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My plants
05.02.2026 03:37
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She loves the sun
05.02.2026 01:11
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new month, new kanopy tickets ๐ฝ๏ธ
04.02.2026 19:11
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There's a jumping spider visiting my home
04.02.2026 19:07
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Emma
04.02.2026 03:43
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I'm allergic to the main ingredient in vape juice โ๏ธ
04.02.2026 03:42
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It feels like summer ๐
01.02.2026 00:26
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I exist to take care of emma
01.02.2026 00:21
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I connected a webcam to my phone and I took a picture of Emma
31.01.2026 04:06
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One day my Fitbit is going to explode on my wrist
31.01.2026 04:02
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They should make a vaporwave musical
31.01.2026 03:27
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I always forget to post here ๐ฅบ
31.01.2026 03:23
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Remember mastodon?
25.01.2026 23:37
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I've been on steam for 13 years ๐ฅน
16.01.2026 01:15
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Whites need to stop moving to east la
14.01.2026 00:37
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Me :3
04.01.2026 20:45
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The profile pic my mom has for me???? ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
31.12.2025 15:56
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Why do white people remove their Christmas trees after Dec 25?
28.12.2025 02:01
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Busception
27.12.2025 21:42
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My uncle caught a bumblebee โผ๏ธโผ๏ธโผ๏ธ๐ณ๐ณ๐ณ๐
25.12.2025 18:55
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I WANT THE JACK IN THE HOX LABUBU
24.12.2025 19:18
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No I just want money
24.12.2025 03:42
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