just made the worst risotto of my life
just made the worst risotto of my life
Never have two empty chairs made me laugh so hardβ¦
( @darbylynn.bsky.social & @alexisbevels.bsky.social )
not you, Derek
new single just dropped! thanks, mr. tampon!
youtu.be/kBRE_BGTJ08?...
you are so correct thank you
omg i just came back to bluesky and here you go, josΓ©
iβm sorry iβm not on here more. whatβs tea no cap reheat nachos
you already are π₯Ί
Now that the girlies have given us the signal: @dropout.tv @dimension20.bsky.social @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social et al, i would love for the next round of Dungeons and Drag Queens to feature #1 Losers of Queerties @darbylynn.bsky.social and @alexisbevels.bsky.social thank you for your time.
have you voted today? π€¨
www.queerty.com/queerties/vo...
thank you and poo poo pee pee
you appreciating the beauty in bidet means so much to me π«Άπ»
sometimes the bidet stream reminds my butthole that it has more poop to get out, and i think thatβs beautiful
you never check my location anymore :( Iβm in a ditch, btw
Day 3 without water. Just got an email that they are now looking at temporary alternative housing options
my niece, Piper, asked if she could draw me π₯Ή
Post a 3-10 second video of yourself
just went for a hike, but please donβt make a big deal out of it. iβm more than a skinny body made of bones
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the amount of space Iβve been holding lately for Defying Gravity is crazzzzzy
weβre here, f*gg*ts!!
i dont think anyone over 40 is allowed to DM BlueSkyβs hottest new twink π
no more followers, please!
Is she... You know... A gigantic faggot?
saw this on x, and wanted to make sure yβall saw it over here
i actually said, βcongrats, f*gg*t!β
i remember when car phones were boys