Petey

Happy birthday!! 🐻😘

If my body is a temple, it is The Water Temple from Ocarina of Time: a labyrinth filled with sentient blobs, bats, and unnecessarily obtuse puzzle mechanics.

A watercolour painting of a barn owl

I feel like I have a lot of favourites, and this is one of them. My watercolour of a barn owl standing in the grass.

#watercolours #birdart 🪶

AIPAC sure got their money’s worth from these 4 Dems today

Nintendo releasing Animal Crossing at the start of the pandemic and Pokopia at the start of this war.

What do they know?

A Reductress post features a photo of Kristi Noem with the headline, “Kristi Noem Put Down for Being Too Hard to Train”

Screaming

I’ve spent years, decades, obsessing over the Bush Administration’s Iraq WMD lies, writing about them, debunking them.

I can think of no lie about Iraq WMDs told by Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld et al that comes even close to the enormity and absurdity of this lie from Donald Trump.

Tonight’s dumb napkin cartoon…

So we have enough money for
➡️war with Iran
➡️buying Greenland
➡️Kash Patel jetsetting around the world

But we can't afford
❌healthcare
❌housing
❌public education

Do I have that right?

Post-workout mirror selfie with my shirt pulled up, exposing my furry tummy.

Happy Tummy Tues to those that celebrate! 🐻😘

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

free them! 🐥

Cartoon by Tommy Siegel

CNN confirming the F-15 went down in Kuwait — CENTCOM says it was actually 3 of them, calling it “a friendly fire incident”

At ~$350,000,000 worth of planes that’s some expensive “friendly fire”

Come hither! 🐻👋🏽

i thought sex offenders weren’t supposed to live in government housing

Where's your fancy water bottle?

NEW YORK — “growing outrage” after a nearly blind refugee father dropped off by border patrol and left to find his way home in the cold was found dead

Bara Croft has arrived

The Sun And The Moon - 24x30” acrylic on canvas. Available.

This guy gets it.

having my now weekly “we should all stop paying our taxes” train of thought

Two panel comic. Panel 1: a museum display of a megalodon jaw fossil, with some museum goers standing around it. There is a graphic on the information tablet next to the fossil, depicting the approximation of the megalodon’s full size compared to a human. Panel 2: “3.6 million years ago:” we see the true megalodon as it existed, a small shark with ludicrously large, juicy lips.

yaay my doctor says i don't have covid! my cough is due to weed, my muscle fatigue is because I sleep 4 hours a night, and the brain fog is simply becase I am stupid

The millennial experience

this tiger toy is a big dill

He was a boy, she was a girl
Can I make it any more obvious?
He was a punk, she did ballet
What more can I say?

travelling duck

Seen on that other site...😆
What's really in the Epstein files!