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@hendrixtrog

(he/him) Available to do the meatwad voice for your wedding, baby shower, divorce paper signings, and so much more.

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logging into marathon

11.03.2026 17:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 218 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

It's bad enough AI weasels are strip-mining the internet for short term gains, but payment processors are complicit in a global puritanical purge of anything considered "deviant".

And what is considered deviant can change rather quickly by the hands of opportunistic devils

11.03.2026 05:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 6 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Getting Visa and MasterCard to undue their tyranny on 18+ communities online (and be punished by providing folks $$$ for damages) should be a part of Woke 2

11.03.2026 05:21 ๐Ÿ‘ 49 ๐Ÿ” 22 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Marathon is giving me flashbacks to the good good days of PUBG of feeling tense as hell in seeing buildings with a single door open and screaming with delight at getting out alive.

11.03.2026 04:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

This is a really thoughtful piece about the role of criticism in the current moment and one I resonate with a lot.

09.03.2026 21:35 ๐Ÿ‘ 75 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 1: older lady with glasses and leon s kennedys hair on the phone saying "Hello, Mr. X? this is Mrs. kennedy... uh-huh... that's right..."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

panel 2: close up leon s Kennedy (old), scared face. off panel his mom continues "i just wanted to let you know Leon hasnt been eating his vegetables.."

my resident evil fanart

09.03.2026 20:45 ๐Ÿ‘ 3922 ๐Ÿ” 1167 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 21 ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

The way this building is shaped would make it fit right in several early 2000's FPS games.

08.03.2026 18:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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08.03.2026 03:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 14148 ๐Ÿ” 4596 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 104 ๐Ÿ“Œ 68
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Donate to Help Rose Move To Quieter Home, organized by Ryan Persaud Hello! I am rose. The lease for my apartment is up at the end of June, and with it comes aโ€ฆ Ryan Persaud needs your support for Help Rose Move To Quieter Home

Hello. I am hoping to move within the next few months, as my current living situation has become untenable for my mental health. I need financial help in order to do so. I would appreciate you sharing this fund and consider donating if you have the means. gofund.me/76028c586

07.03.2026 18:44 ๐Ÿ‘ 15 ๐Ÿ” 44 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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Yall think the hot dogs still $1.50 on tau ceti

07.03.2026 19:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 277 ๐Ÿ” 52 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2
a human being did something magical for me and drew this dot. LOOK AT THAT DOT Y'ALL! YOU SEEING THIS? I FEEL ALIVE LOOKING AT THIS!

a human being did something magical for me and drew this dot. LOOK AT THAT DOT Y'ALL! YOU SEEING THIS? I FEEL ALIVE LOOKING AT THIS!

This is a good site

06.03.2026 19:56 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Amberspire, our dice driven science fantasy city builder, will release MAY 6!

Roll dice, grow a city, forge alliances, interact with an ecology, and read a history of the future.

PC, Mac, Steam Deck - May 6!

s.team/a/3350750

04.03.2026 15:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 455 ๐Ÿ” 127 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 13 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22

I think getting into a Yakuza game like Yakuza 0 is a good toe dipper for thinkn about how best to level up a character without feeling too punished if you select skills or stats that don't benefit you in the moment

04.03.2026 00:19 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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03.03.2026 04:16 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Brandi should look into the CEO gig. No one can out demo her

03.03.2026 04:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)"
In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food".

Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!"
Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family  All rights reserved"

From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists".
Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene.
Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMSโ„ขยฎ! ยฉ1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

07.02.2026 06:58 ๐Ÿ‘ 1338 ๐Ÿ” 457 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 19 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4
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average person cheering for war in iran

28.02.2026 16:13 ๐Ÿ‘ 12139 ๐Ÿ” 2176 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 107 ๐Ÿ“Œ 22
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2026: An Annual Blog Update Before Spring????? โ€” Jack Does Everything The annual blog post thatโ€™s meant to be a recap of the previous year for once comes out in the first quarter of the year for once.

Hard to believe but I managed to upload my annual check-in blog post near the start of the year

As a heads up, I get into some heavier topics than I normally do in these kind of posts.

www.jackdoeseverything.com/blog/2026/2/...

27.02.2026 17:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Jordan please get that looked at asap

27.02.2026 15:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Bad brain day!

27.02.2026 00:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I hope they fix whatever is going on Mike!

26.02.2026 14:32 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rock and roll clown

25.02.2026 03:40 ๐Ÿ‘ 160 ๐Ÿ” 62 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Beautiful moment on Raimi's commentary for the first Spider-Man

23.02.2026 23:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 30 ๐Ÿ” 10 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

garma remembers The Academy...

23.02.2026 17:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 674 ๐Ÿ” 312 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 17 ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

Deathstalker (2025) is a must see group watch movie. Basically a tokusatsu sword and sorcery movie with perhaps the most beheadings I've seen in a movie, and also one of the best hugs in cinema.

23.02.2026 05:04 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Working now!

22.02.2026 04:17 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Is the podcast on the site? Cannot seem to get it to play or download

22.02.2026 04:12 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a cohost post with an image of Xavier Box giving his xbox sign: 

I HAVE SEEN THE XBOX PODCAST AND I AM ASHAMED BY THE ACTIONS OF ONE PHIL SPENSER FOR TAKING OUR PRECIOUS XBOX HERITAGE AND SELLING IT TO THE VILLANOUS SONY AND NINTENDO

MY SOURCES TOLD ME TO NOT TRUST PHIL FROM THE START! NOTICE IN HIS NAME: Phil SPenser... AKA PSP; A SONY PLANT ALL ALONG

NOW WE MUST WATCH AS FOUR XBOX GAMES ARE SOILED BY OTHER PLATFORMS THAT DON'T EVEN RUN WINDOWS! SHAME

WE MUST NOT BE SILENT! XBOX NATION WE MUST STAND WITH S1LLYPUTT AND CORNVENANT AND FIGHT BACK

- XAVIER BOX

a cohost post with an image of Xavier Box giving his xbox sign: I HAVE SEEN THE XBOX PODCAST AND I AM ASHAMED BY THE ACTIONS OF ONE PHIL SPENSER FOR TAKING OUR PRECIOUS XBOX HERITAGE AND SELLING IT TO THE VILLANOUS SONY AND NINTENDO MY SOURCES TOLD ME TO NOT TRUST PHIL FROM THE START! NOTICE IN HIS NAME: Phil SPenser... AKA PSP; A SONY PLANT ALL ALONG NOW WE MUST WATCH AS FOUR XBOX GAMES ARE SOILED BY OTHER PLATFORMS THAT DON'T EVEN RUN WINDOWS! SHAME WE MUST NOT BE SILENT! XBOX NATION WE MUST STAND WITH S1LLYPUTT AND CORNVENANT AND FIGHT BACK - XAVIER BOX

The public should have heeded Xavier Box's warning

21.02.2026 22:53 ๐Ÿ‘ 3 ๐Ÿ” 1 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Just released my Voice Acting reel! Let me know if you want to hire me for upcoming VA roles

21.02.2026 01:11 ๐Ÿ‘ 293 ๐Ÿ” 58 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6 ๐Ÿ“Œ 4

Artists if you see this, post a monster!

21.02.2026 02:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 91 ๐Ÿ” 15 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 3