Reason #3259 that I love teaching at a liberal arts college:
A student informed me that they needed to leave class early because their clown troupe had a rehearsal for their performance at the upcoming gender studies symposium.
An oil tanker approaches the strait of Hormuz, collects a gold star and passes through while safely invulnerable
I think I may have cracked it
New study. We had adults place historical figures on the left-right ideological spectrum. Folks most often place history's villains (Hitler, Stalin, etc) as extreme examples of their opponents. But they place heroes (Jesus, MLK, Lincoln) are on their own team. 1/4 www.tandfonline.com/doi/full/10....
My cat curled up
A croissant
explain this, atheists
Funny how he gets dragged on Wikipedia.
Carmen Sandiego from the 90s cartoon
Happy International Women's Day to the original International Woman
Insane Clown Posse V @icp •• • I Don't care what we've said in our raps, woman come No 1. We all owe our lives to wemon.
Happy International Women’s Day
Pretty much this.
(Reposting due to a dumb typo)
A lot of this debate comes down to whether voters are seen as consumers to be catered to or active members of the system with duties of their own to perform.
Kambree Barber McKinley Willardson Braeden Gunlock
Just looked at the BYU women’s basketball roster
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
Very grateful that it's my daughter's birthday today so I have a good excuse to not watch the thing tonight.
Facebook post from the Minnesota orchestra reading Girls don't want want flowers for Valentine's Day they want to go to the orchestra and get a little glass of wine in a sippy cup Meta AI suggestion: • Why are girls making this request?
why are girls making this request
This is amazing and I'm mad I've never had it before.
The noise he makes! I'm crying.
Isabella Wranå won gold for curling, but should've for this video
a Norwegian man crying on air while being interviewed, with his biathlon stats besides him
In the interview with NRK, he first started by thanking everyone who has helped him on the path to his first individual Olympic medal. And then – unprompted – he made an admission: – And then there's someone I wanted to share it with who might not be watching today. Six months ago I met the love of my life. The most beautiful and kindest person in the world. Three months ago I made my biggest mistake and cheated on her, and I told her about it a week ago. It's been the worst week of my life, he says tearfully in the interview.
new most bizarre moment of the Olympics just dropped
Norwegian biathlete wins bronze medal, then, totally unprompted, reveal he cheated on his GF, she left him, and he wants to apologize publicly hoping she takes him back
www.vg.no/sport/i/vr5g...
Three generic white guys are the major newscasters
Wait, you're telling me this isn't just the same guy?
Wow, congrats @emayfarris.bsky.social!
This guy's name is just Goofy saying wash
This just sucks.
If you've ever wondered about the difference between Southern Baptists & American Baptists (formerly known as Northern Baptists), the Twin Cities are showing it.
An SBC church has a pastor who's an ICE leader.
An ABC church a block from Pretti's execution is ministering to those terrorized by ICE:
Me: Yay, I get to take the whole day to write!
Also me: Writing is the bane of my existence. I would rather grade papers. Why did I do this to myself.
We watched the video for Lionel Ritchie's "Hello" for the first time since the Pop-Up Video era, and I had no idea how creepy it is. He's a theater professor trying to get with his (blind) student by following her around the halls and calling her at home! Yuck.
It was a long time coming, but that Washington Post editorial about Trump and Venezuela was so genuinely embarrassing it reminded me to finally cancel my subscription.
Times like this I'm just grateful I don't study war or foreign policy or whatever so no one will ask for my thoughts or analysis. Instead I get to just be angry about how truly dumb everything is.
We just got back in town from the east coast, so we're ordering pizzas, watching The Goes Wrong Show, and going to bed by 9pm (which is technically midnight where we began the day). Happy New Year!
the line is actually "no JESUS for us meeses," an oblique reference to the fact that, as muppets are unable to take communion, they are forbidden from entering the kingdom of god
see what you’ve got here is a classic case of too many dries. you’ve got all dries, no wets. major blunder
