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Judah Kelber

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Former IT guy who likes to cook and garden. USMC (Reserves) veteran. Almost-native Oregonian (moved here when I was 1 month old, that ought to count for something). Whee?

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It is a medical reason, per Mike Garafolo. Trades are contingent upon a physical.

11.03.2026 00:11 πŸ‘ 170 πŸ” 27 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 10

I wasn't a math major, but it doesn't look ideal.

10.03.2026 22:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Teen age mutant ninja turtles.

10.03.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I've been told rose hips don't lie.

10.03.2026 19:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(and yes, I know there are independents and other unaffiliated folks)

10.03.2026 18:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think the difference is that Republicans tend to say they love their own party no matter what, and Democrats tend to be critical of their own party. So you get both sides saying democrats are bad and only one side saying republicans are bad.

10.03.2026 18:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Carlos Martinez on Instagram: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this absolute CHAOS. The leader foll... 15K likes, 1,106 comments - runcarlosrun_ on March 8, 2026: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this ab...

Yes AND the guy who lost by .18 seconds followed the pace car/motorcycle off the course for a second or two just before that. www.instagram.com/reels/DVo_v2...

10.03.2026 15:54 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Former military lawyers say use of JAG lawyers in Minnesota violates the Posse Comitatus Act Although recent litigation has focused on troop deployments to American cities, a new challenge in Minnesota looks at DOJ's use of JAG lawyers in non-military cases.

BREAKING: Former military lawyers say use of JAG lawyers in Minnesota violates the Posse Comitatus Act.

Although recent litigation has focused on troop deployments to American cities, a new challenge in Minnesota looks at DOJ's use of JAG lawyers in non-military cases.

New, at Law Dork:

10.03.2026 14:58 πŸ‘ 1164 πŸ” 450 πŸ’¬ 11 πŸ“Œ 22
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Carlos Martinez on Instagram: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this absolute CHAOS. The leader foll... 7,749 likes, 490 comments - runcarlosrun_ on March 8, 2026: "What a tough way to lose the LA marathon. The only video out is the finish but this happened right before at mile 26. My mom caught this ab...

Follow-up: HOLY COW. www.instagram.com/reels/DVo_v2...

09.03.2026 14:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Holy cow. Won by 0.18 seconds.

09.03.2026 03:42 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Best-case scenario, he'll ask if there are bones in it every time you serve curry for the next 5 years. But it sounds like you're inching towards worst-case, which is that he'll ask if there are bones in it every time you serve ANYTHING for the next 2 weeks.

09.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The naming of Ayatollah Khamemei today ensures that the majority of GOP senators will continue to think the exact same guy has been running Iran since 1979

08.03.2026 22:21 πŸ‘ 1613 πŸ” 205 πŸ’¬ 47 πŸ“Œ 6

Dang, nice job. Now go eat something.

08.03.2026 22:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Something that makes your heart happy to be in Florida.

08.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Averages out with yesterday, you're good.

08.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

@thekenchilds.com you need to see this if you haven't already.

08.03.2026 03:50 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A clear sky with a lot of visible stars. There are some tree branches on the bottom right.

A clear sky with a lot of visible stars. There are some tree branches on the bottom right.

Nice clear skies tonight.

08.03.2026 03:27 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Received a lot of encouragement for a really tricky career-related decision from my leadership and some outside folks I talked to.

07.03.2026 19:21 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is this a Corey Lewandowski subskeet?

07.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Police body cam footage shows DOGE knew Institute of Peace was private property during raid Footage obtained by The Handbasket’s lawsuit shows a hostile takeover on March 17, 2025.

SCOOP β€” Body camera footage obtained as a result of my lawsuit against the DC Metropolitan PD confirms DOGE and the Trump administration openly admitted they were entering private property when they raided the building on March 17, 2025. That didn't stop MPD from breaking down the doors.

My report:

06.03.2026 22:04 πŸ‘ 8950 πŸ” 3335 πŸ’¬ 105 πŸ“Œ 125
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One thing that’s always been wild to me is there inability to recognize who the bad guy is. Jessup, Patrick Bateman, Jordan Belfort. These guys consistently idolize the obvious villain.

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 1669 πŸ” 218 πŸ’¬ 132 πŸ“Œ 63
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Trump's second tariff push faces immediate legal challenge from two dozen states β€’ Oregon Capital Chronicle Two dozen states sue to block Trump's new tariffs, calling the 1974 law he's relying on archaic and misapplied

Oregon, Arizona, California and New York are leading a lawsuit to block President Donald Trump's new tariff attempt, saying he's relying on an archaic and misapplied 1974 law.

05.03.2026 22:22 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Many people are saying that Noem has called Trump to ask for a blanket pardon.

05.03.2026 20:38 πŸ‘ 446 πŸ” 93 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 17

Now that she is fired, Kristi Noem will have more time to spend with someone else's husband.

05.03.2026 20:36 πŸ‘ 432 πŸ” 52 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 2

I once had to babysit The Amazing Kreskin when his manager got sick.

05.03.2026 04:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The root of the name β€œboba tea” is unhinged.

05.03.2026 01:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell yeah, sub-10 pace is fantastic.

04.03.2026 23:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

These are great, and the alt-text is also great. Stop making me say nice things about you, dangit.

04.03.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

My daughter: in the TLC song β€œNo Scrubs,” what do they mean by β€œscrub”?

Me: Honey this is the one and only pop song in history that opens up with a dictionary and thesaurus entry.

04.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 707 πŸ” 150 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 6

That's not very kind to a random turd on the sidewalk.

04.03.2026 18:52 πŸ‘ 53 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0