sexy wizard

they can still win the division if rams/seahawks lose

accidentally reposted something and can't figure out how to delete it. 12 dead 17 injured. why can I not delete this post

this was my favorite from last year!

does something funny ever happen to you but telling someone else would require way more context than the joke is funny

rob banks with it

feel like I should mention in the interest of transparency that im a white USian. i specify white south african because the black south africans i know are cool as hell while the white south africans complain about reverse apartheid and tell me how much they hate vaccines

peeing is one of life's true joys

white south african told me that people don't like the us internationally because of all the trans people

white south africans are the worst actually

i am struck by my own powerlessness. all i might do is bear witness to atrocities. but to not even do that would be worse

It's genocide. What Israel is telling the world it is planning to do is genocide. Nothing less. No violence perpetrated against you is justification for genocide. The moral stain will forever mark those who abode this inhumanity.

i think i may actually have the biggest tits in vietnam

where's waldo

writing a depressing nonfiction piece then sending it to my friends and it's not a cry for help i just want critique baby

im so ready to get rejected by taco bell quarterly

i cast sexy spells with my knee so i can use my tits for other things

only the regular spells though

casting spells with my tits

able to breakdance jesus fuck everything is so hard always

one of the best days of my life was watching a fruit fly with only one working wing spin itself desperately in a circle, unable to fly but able to breakable, until it died

*pictures shit sorry i have to go into witness protection now

Joe Biden standing for a photo op with Vietnamese President Vo Van Thuong

remember how biden came to vietnam? my neighbor apparently went to go see him and sent me picture

if I had a nickel for every time I made a group of vietnamese tweens burst into cheers, I'd have 2 nickels which isn't a lot, but its weird that it happened twice

ur welcome sad face

ncis: atlantis

discovering that cucumbers are so tasty wtf why didn't yall tell me

I have a sword

not upset just disappointed bowel syndrome

I think if someone tied me up I'd be okay

perfect