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Democrats: We oppose Donald Trump's tax plan because it cuts taxes on the rich. The rich should pay more taxes.

Mamdani: I agree! Here's my tax plan to tax the rich. Let's go!

Democrats: ....No

28.06.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 504 πŸ” 148 πŸ’¬ 42 πŸ“Œ 14
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They threw all of this at him--at all of us--for months now, it didn't work. They can keep going, they can spend the rest of their lives trapped in their hideous world of hatred and delusion, but the rest of us have long moved on because we know a better world is possible

25.06.2025 13:25 πŸ‘ 213 πŸ” 24 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 2
It’s so interesting that an outlet that encourages its writers to speak truth to power is flourishing in a media industry where everything else seems to be in decline.

I want that to be a lesson to people. Kowtowing to powerβ€”if your job is not that, nobody fucking wants that. It does nothing for you to pull a punch at this moment. You have to be able to stand up for a baseline of humanity. That’s what we do here. And I’m glad to tell you that they never blinked. They never thought twice about it. They just always were like, β€œAll right, well, let’s keep doing what we do here.”

It’s so interesting that an outlet that encourages its writers to speak truth to power is flourishing in a media industry where everything else seems to be in decline. I want that to be a lesson to people. Kowtowing to powerβ€”if your job is not that, nobody fucking wants that. It does nothing for you to pull a punch at this moment. You have to be able to stand up for a baseline of humanity. That’s what we do here. And I’m glad to tell you that they never blinked. They never thought twice about it. They just always were like, β€œAll right, well, let’s keep doing what we do here.”

People keep asking why The Onion is doing well right now, and it's simply because we just refuse to kowtow. I cannot stress enough how good it is for your business and your soul be strong and even fun in the face of the ongoing horror and bullshit.

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19.05.2025 22:26 πŸ‘ 7699 πŸ” 1453 πŸ’¬ 75 πŸ“Œ 46

Did ozempic also cause that cool haircut and facial hair?

19.05.2025 05:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
The image shows a text post from a tumble user with the handle "theconcealedweapon" making an argument about the importance of protecting the rights of criminals as a safeguard against government tyranny. The post presents the following key points:

If you want to prevent government tyranny, ensuring criminals have rights must be your top priority
This is not meant as a joke or exaggeration
Without rights for criminals, governments can simply label people as criminals to strip away their rights
The post claims this has been a common tactic of tyrannical governments throughout history
The post concludes that believing people who break laws should forfeit their rights is effectively supporting tyranny

The argument centers on the idea that due process and legal protections for accused/convicted persons are fundamental safeguards against authoritarian government overreach.

The image shows a text post from a tumble user with the handle "theconcealedweapon" making an argument about the importance of protecting the rights of criminals as a safeguard against government tyranny. The post presents the following key points: If you want to prevent government tyranny, ensuring criminals have rights must be your top priority This is not meant as a joke or exaggeration Without rights for criminals, governments can simply label people as criminals to strip away their rights The post claims this has been a common tactic of tyrannical governments throughout history The post concludes that believing people who break laws should forfeit their rights is effectively supporting tyranny The argument centers on the idea that due process and legal protections for accused/convicted persons are fundamental safeguards against authoritarian government overreach.

no lies detected. #civilrights

21.03.2025 16:29 πŸ‘ 8954 πŸ” 3567 πŸ’¬ 31 πŸ“Œ 58
a lady in a wheelchair holding a mass deportation now sign

a lady in a wheelchair holding a mass deportation now sign

i think about this photo a lot

12.04.2025 15:33 πŸ‘ 9240 πŸ” 1727 πŸ’¬ 1006 πŸ“Œ 337

Ok what’s going on here?

Yields are going up which means bond prices are going down.
Fewer buyers of the world’s safest asset.

Normally when the economy slows, there’s a flight to safety, not away from it.

Means the world may be abandoning America.

We are flirting with a true crisis.

09.04.2025 02:36 πŸ‘ 6102 πŸ” 1994 πŸ’¬ 408 πŸ“Œ 238
its a guy on twitter saying that no matter what happens to his 401K he'll always have this (a google maps picture labeled "the gulf of america"

its a guy on twitter saying that no matter what happens to his 401K he'll always have this (a google maps picture labeled "the gulf of america"

you don't need to be jacques lacan to see how desperately transmuting material loss into symbolic gain is really just slapping a fancy new signifier atop a yawning black hole but hey it doesn't hurt

06.04.2025 16:50 πŸ‘ 5112 πŸ” 673 πŸ’¬ 146 πŸ“Œ 45
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I'm Kat Abughazaleh and I'm running for Congress.

24.03.2025 13:30 πŸ‘ 55133 πŸ” 12164 πŸ’¬ 2292 πŸ“Œ 2572

β€œYesss plleeease get handles not knobs.” - a dog or cat.

09.03.2025 17:03 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?

Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, β€œthink pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

01.03.2025 18:33 πŸ‘ 30477 πŸ” 8568 πŸ’¬ 409 πŸ“Œ 295
Department of Government Efficiency
@DOGE

DOGE is looking for help from the general public!
Please DM insight for reducing waste, fraud, and
abuse, along with any helpful insights or awesome
ideas, to the relevant DOGE affiliates (found on the
Affiliates tab). For example, @DOGE_USDA,
@DOGE_SSA, etc.
We will add more affiliates over time.

7:49 PM β€’ 2/16/25

Department of Government Efficiency @DOGE DOGE is looking for help from the general public! Please DM insight for reducing waste, fraud, and abuse, along with any helpful insights or awesome ideas, to the relevant DOGE affiliates (found on the Affiliates tab). For example, @DOGE_USDA, @DOGE_SSA, etc. We will add more affiliates over time. 7:49 PM β€’ 2/16/25

sounds like Elon Musk and his brilliant DOGE team are having some trouble finding anything lol

17.02.2025 03:09 πŸ‘ 898 πŸ” 134 πŸ’¬ 60 πŸ“Œ 34

It’s people who have brains smaller than peas and thought pea brained was a compliment.

03.02.2025 21:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Some of us (drunks) are wondering if Paul Mescal’s name is real. *hic*

02.02.2025 08:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

28.01.2025 17:27 πŸ‘ 67717 πŸ” 11954 πŸ’¬ 900 πŸ“Œ 632

I don't say this as a form of wishcasting or a weird Orientalist mindset but largely because these are the kinds of morons powering our own economy now

26.01.2025 17:01 πŸ‘ 40 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Helpful!

21.01.2025 04:30 πŸ‘ 65951 πŸ” 14949 πŸ’¬ 770 πŸ“Œ 691

It’s funny Zuck says β€œI started building social media to give people a voice” when in fact, he started building social media to publicly rate the hotness of undergrads.

07.01.2025 19:48 πŸ‘ 28182 πŸ” 4802 πŸ’¬ 574 πŸ“Œ 285

I’m mad

30.12.2024 16:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

No one ever talks about your the nerd thief in Diehard is the biggest sociopath in the movie, then the FBI guys.

23.12.2024 05:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Everyone in your neighborhood is talking about these walk in sandwich presses.

17.12.2024 03:48 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need corrective lenses for my colon.

16.12.2024 07:31 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Or he knows but is using this to keep the madness simmering.

15.12.2024 07:03 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Need more info

13.12.2024 21:54 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's almost as if having so much of the media in the hands of billionaires creates problems.

Bezos. Murdoch. Musk. Zuck. This guy at the LAT. The big cable companies. Sinclair. The vulture-capitalists sucking up local news. A long list.

The next reform era can't come soon enough.

13.12.2024 01:14 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 144 πŸ’¬ 40 πŸ“Œ 9

β€œLike a miracle” my ass.

13.12.2024 01:15 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Typos are my hole personality

11.12.2024 20:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Turns out this fascinating undecided voters we never stopped featuring were decided all along…

11.12.2024 20:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0